Granted, but then you get another song stuck in your head that you do not want stuck there.

I wish I did not have college classes tomorrow.

Wish granted due to hazardous weather conditions. But then your power goes out for the same reason.

I wish my room would clean itself.

Granted. Your room implodes unto itself.

I wish I could get to sleep before midnight for once.

Granted. You go to sleep before midnight. While you're sleeping, all the shops that almost never restock do so and then the world ends.

I wish I had a cat that would sit/sleep in my lap.

Granted, but it turns out you're allergic and it never leaves you alone and you're miserable.

I wish that I didn't have to take this sucky job.

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Granted, but you can never find another one due to certain circumstances.

I wish I could have had some leftover bulgur from class tonight.

Granted, but then when you aren't looking someone steals it.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but you got insomniac daily because of it. I wish I can paint properly with a paintbrush.

Wish granted, but then you catch a terrible flesh eating virus and your limbs rot and fall off.

I wish I didn't have to go to the next class.

Wish granted, but the teacher requires all of you to make up the time lost by attending class every day of your next holiday vacation.

I wish I had a computer that could run Skyrim!

Granted, but you never get a copy of it.

I wish I could actually use Dragon Shouts.

Granted, but then you lose your ability to use everything else.

I wish I didn't have to clean my entire house.

Granted. You have to clean the one room that takes longest to clean.

I wish I had a cocktail right now.

Granted, but it tasted horrible.

I wish there was something to drink other than diet soda.

Granted, but it is nothing that you like.

I wish I could have some Mexican cuisine right now.

Granted, but it's undercooked and you get food poisoning.

I wish I was a vampire.

Granted, but you're sparkly, and no one takes you seriously.

I wish I were on vacation.

Granted, but after one day the principal of a school commanded to you to go back to school.

I wish I can peel apples using a knife (I bet sure I might stab myself).

Granted, but you get stuck in an infinite apple peeling loop and can't get back out of it.

I wish the annoying people would stop showing up at my house.

Granted, so they show up at your school/work.

I wish it was healthy to eat chips late at night.