No wish to grant.

I wish I could get my hands on some Pumpkin Spice pop tarts.

Granted. These are magic ones too! Unfortunately it's bad magic and your hands fall off. Rest assured, they are also fused to the pop tarts. :D

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but as you're swimming through the deep blue sea, you're caught, and the next thing you know, you're being made into fishsticks and sold frozen and prepackaged to some family in the suburbs.

I wish that it would snow

Wish granted, but unfortunately, it's the second Ice Age and everyone dies.

I wish I was happy.

Granted. However, it's at the expense of the rest of your life.

I wish I was undefeatable.

Granted, but because you are undefeatable, everyone challenges you and you kill every single, last person on the planet.

You didn't make a wish, but I do notice your request to level Ichiii up. Wish granted, but she changes into something decidedly less cute and stops listening to you.

I wish I had more energy.

wish granted. you have so much energy now that you decide to run around the world and you end up getting lost.

I wish I had 2,000 cupcakes. 1,999 chocolate ones, and 1 strawberry.

Granted. However, before you can eat any of them, a plague of locusts comes by and eats them all...plus whatever clothes you were wearing at the time.

I wish I could see his reaction if that actually happened.

Darn. I cannot believe I forgot to make a wish. D:

Granted, but then the locusts come after you. D:

I wish I had not forgotten to make a wish in my last post.

Granted, but your wish doesn't come true.

I wish my hair was the colour red.

Granted. Your hair turns a lovely shade of red and you are absolutely ecstatic. Unfortunately, the next morning it all falls out.

I wish I had some coffee.

Granted, but once you get it, it is cold and watery.

I wish I could sleep soon.

Granted, but only for a second before you're woken up again.

No wish to grant.

I wish tomorrow would go by quickly.

I wish tomorrow would go by quickly.

~ Wish granted. But tomorrow never came because you died in a heart attack. I wish for a castle.

Granted. But unfortunately, it was made out of chocolate, and you couldn't resist eating it.

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish.

Wish granted. But you have a horrible memory and you forgot that you wished to stop forgetting wishing.

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I wish people would stop destroying my wishes.

Granted, but since this thread is about destroying wishes, it has to be done.

I wish I had an endless supply of tea that never went stale.

Granted. But someone keeps drinking it before you can get to it.

I wish I had a jacuzzi.