Granted, but your internet connection's dead.

I wish this plane would stop flying so low over my house at 11.22pm. -_-

Granted, but you got two more minutes left on it now. HAH!

I wish my ear weren't swollen~

Granted, but then your head swells.

I wish that I worked for charity.

Granted, but no one likes the way you do things. (No good deed goes unpunished...)

I wish everyone didn't expect me to be perfect.

- Granted, you're expected to be imperfect.

I wish people wouldn't ping the wearables group and be stupid.

granted, but now everyone pings you directly

i wish candy wasn't bad for your teeth/health

Granted, but now you can eat it without fear of dental cavities, you over indulge and they have to use a crane to get you out of your house.

I wish I lived in my dream home.

Granted, but some idiot in the house leaves the stove on when you all go out and the house burns down.

I wish I were prettier.

Granted, but you become vain and start acting like a totally different person, Mean-Girls-stylee.

I wish my cat would stop demanding that I let him into the apartment building hallway.

Granted, but your cat now refuses to go anywhere near you. He even hides under the bed when you walk in. How sad.

I wish that school would just be over and done with.

Granted but then you get arrested for being shooting people and have your eyes sealed shut (ew, how did I ever think of that!)

I wish I had an endless amount of chocolat bars.

You have an endless amount of chocolate bars but chocolate gives you massive migraines (that happens to my dad - and he's a baker, too).

I wish my iPod would stop randomly not working.

Granted but it never turns on again.

I wish my hair wasn't so thick.

Your hair is not so thick - in fact, it is so thin I can see your scalp.

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted, but you're stuck in school the rest of your life

I wish it was summer!

Granted, but then there's a huge heat wave and you all melt.

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying.

Granted, but now he is being waaaaay too nice.

I wish I had a dog.

granted, but the dog hates you and ruins all your clothes.

i wish i had a barnes and noble giftcard with $100 on it...

Granted, but then your friend steals it and uses it all up buying useless junk. :I

I wish all my pet projects on here were done. :P

Granted, But then the violin turns evil and hits you on the head.

I wish my skin color was really blue in real life.