Wish granted, unfortunately, it spills all over you.

I wish I had blue streaks in my hair.

Wish granted, but it dies your entire body too.

I wish I had a Droid.

Granted, but when you blow a bubble it pops all over your head and you have to shave all your hair off.

I wish my room was like a forest--in a cluster of trees was my hammock, and my dresser was made of bamboo, and instead of a fake rose in an empty wine bottle, I wanted a beautiful bouquet of real flowers in a glass vase.

Wish granted, but a bunch of creepy bugs come out.

I wish I had lots and lots of candy!

Granted, but it's full of bugs and you explode if you eat it.

I wish that I didn't have to wear glasses.

Granted, but you keep running into walls.

I wish I could eat clouds.

Granted, but you discover they taste like rotten eggs.

I wish I earned more money.

granted, but it's so smart that it figures out how to make you work for it

i wish i had a tablet

Granted, but it's defective, and (for some reason) you're unable to get a refund.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Wish Granted, but upon getting your freshly laundered clothes out of your drawer, you find that your favorite shirt is completely ruined and all of your left socks have been stolen and strewn across your front lawn.

I wish people would just chill for once and stop bickering over little things.

Wish granted, everyone takes a chill pill... but... the side affects kick in making them first drowzy and then creating a world full of people without an original thought

I wish that I had a better job than working in a deli for minimum wage

Granted. But, your boss is insanely mean and yells at you even when you're doing things the right way.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't turn on me.

Granted, but then Subeta implodes because you broke it. Tut.

I wish I was effortlessly stylish.

Granted, but creeps and old men start stalking you everywhere, then one of them rapes you.

I wish for an MP3 player with unlimited space.

granted, but its full of bugs. quite literally and tries to eat you. its also the size of your house and troublesome to lug around.

I wish my art was more awesome and I can do digital art =_=

Granted, but then everyone on earth dies accept for you leaving no one to appreciate your arts awesomeness.

I wish for a castle of candy 8D

Granted, but someone removes a lemon drop in the middle of the night, thus causing the entire castle to collapse.

I wish I could meet my favorite anime guy in real life. ^_^

Granted, but he hates your guts and gets a restraining order.

I wish I could live safely on mars.

Granted, but it's very lonely.

I wish I had my life together.

- Its together alright...you're stuck together with glue and you can't remove yourself from the toilet.

I wish my ear would stop bleeding.