Destroy a Wish Foundation
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Granted, but the lack of sanitation causes you to come down with malaria and you die early anyway.
I wish I could develop a better work ethic.
Granted but then you become so overconfident that it takes over your acting abilty and you have to stop doing it altogether.
I wish I didn't have such a needle phobia.
granted, but now you're afraid of anything made of cotton (idk, that was random lol)
I wish I didn't have to take care of my husband's grandma's dog...
Granted, but the dog dies, and your husband and his grandma blame you for it.
I wish my finals were done, my dorm was all packed away, my semester grades perfect, and all was right with the world.
Granted, but now the world has a human population of 0.
I wish I had dinner.
Granted, as long as the age you choose is between 108 and 140. Hopefully you live that long.
I wish I could wear rollerblades into the store.
Granted, but you get stuck on top of a high building seeing as you can't climb down, only up.
I wish I had a ladder in order to rescue Parkaboy from the top of that building.
Granted, but everyone now views you as ignorant, and is obsessed with being politically correct to the point where it's ridiculous.
I wish my life were irrevocably perfect.
granted, but it lands you in jail for the rest of your life
I wish I didn't have freckles
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Granted but you would have pimples to replace them
I wish I had more chocolate
Granted but chocolate becomes illegal and they give you capital punishment. I wish my parents would let me dye my hair again.
formerly sugarkitty
Well, then,' the Cat went on, you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.' --Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Granted, but you have to go into her room with her!
I wish i didn't feel sick D:
Granted. You don't feel sick, but you are horribly ill.
I wish my laptop would stay connected to my wi-fi at home!
sure, but you get struck by lightning in the process. I wish i knew why i feel sick all the time
❤ If your not random or weird in anyway..... that your not human at all.... or your just a boring, normal, stick in the mud ;) well at least to the fun, and random people ❤
wish granted but you understand that you are poisoned with food and you vomit all day... i wish it wasn't so cold right now!
granted, but you also get seizures at the same time
i wish i had more referral points
Yes, my HA is male, but I assure you that I am not.
For the few of you who knew/saw me before, I was formerly cws2005pancakes
granted, but you accidentally spend them all on those 5 pt wiz tokens (fail)
I wish I could get away from the computer and stop being such an addict lol (not possible)
Granted, but you get hit by a car out in the real world.
I wish that I was skinny.
granted, but you get malnourished and sent to a hospital
I wish I had skullcandy headphones :C