granted, but you find the love of your life. cake. you soon become fat

i wish it was warmer outside

Global warming takes care of your wish.. welcome to endless sun. I wish for a.. docile pirate?

granted, but they soon die

i wish i wasn't running out of wishes

Granted. You've completely ran out. I wish for a cow c:

granted, it breaks its leg and dies

i wish for a chicken

Granted but it's a giant chicken who eats you.

I wish for world peace.

granted, but it doesn't last for long

i wish for a horse!

Granted, but it's stubborn and won't let you ride!

I wish I was better at maths :P

granted, but you then forget how to read

i wish i had an owl

wish granted. awkward since it was specially trained to gouge eyes out.

i wish these two assignments were done.

granted, but you spill water on them and ruin them both

i wish i had more pizza

Granted, however it so happens that you get food poisoned from it

I wish I was a bird

granted, but you spend the rest of your life in a cage

i wish i had a green thumb

Granted, but in turn your skin has turned the colour green!

I wish Star Trek: Into Darkness was here already.

granted, but the film is then destroyed

i wish iron man was real

Congrats, your wish has been granted! Too bad he decided to sell out his Iron Man technology to the North Koreans, so everyone hates him.

I wish I could cure my internet addiction.

(yay! i would still love/idol him bahahaha)

granted, but everywhere you go technology temps you and you soon get addicted once again

i wish it was my birthday once again : D

Granted! You were born again, killing your mother because you were too big!

I wish for the next poster's wish not to be ruin.

granted, but i don't want my next wish to be granted.

i wish i could keep on wishing

Ungranted! Considering a wish is a "want" and you don't want your next wish to be granted. That wish can't be ruin. So, your wish is about your next wish making you stop wishing for everything. Making you a decision as simple as wishing to eat too complicate. You don't wish to eat but you are wishing to don't eat. So, what are you suppose to do.

• That was quite hard to explain 0.o

I wish to have the power to create anything from thin air.