Granted, but you have lots of homework to do.

I wish I had buttwings :P

Granted, but they never stop trying to fly away with you.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

Granted, but it's soon taken from you by the extremely angry, suddenly poor populace.

I wish we didn't waste so much time.

Granted, but your definition of spending time correctly dramatically changes and you are now one of the foremost llama experts in the nation, from you and your mother's opinion.

I wish for a kitty-cat.

Granted but you soon want another kitty-cat that has stripes, 'cause this one you're getting doesn't :(

I wish I had pizza...

granted, but the delivery man steels it before you get to eat some.

I wish i had a pet owl.

Wish granted, but it dies as you try to escape death eaters and it saves you.

I wish I had a bouncy ball.

wish granted, but it bounces away from you.

I wish i had endless money.

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I could get motivated to do something.

Granted, but you become so motivated that people give you medicine to "fix" it. So, you end up never being able to be motivated again.

I wish I had a Mac computer.

Granted, but it never works.

I wish item hunt didn't suck so bad.

wish granted, but all the other games suck now

I wish the holiday shop would restock on good items more often

Granted, but you are never logged on when that happens.

I wish I was a fast learner.

Granted, but you learn everything and get bored.

I wish politicians weren't so stupid.

granted, but they are so smart that there is nothing fun about them and everyone ends up hating them for knowing too much.

i wish i had more time.

Granted, but now you have too much time on your hands and become bored and depressed.

I wish that I could have a vacation soon.

Granted, but you're informed that everyone you work or go to school with are going with you, and you're seated on the airplane next to the most annoying person you know. I wish I had a better cell phone.

wish granted, but before you get to do anything with it, you drop it on the road and it gets run over by a car.

I wish I didn't have so much work, but not nothing to do either.

Wish granted, but the little bit of work you have left soon becomes boring, leading you to watching endless reruns of Jersey Shore, which ends up lowering your IQ by 50%.

I wish I wasn't so cold all the time.

wish granted, instead you burn to death.

i wish i had a pet.