granted, you end up being disliked by everyone instead.

I wish I had a new computer.

Granted, but it doesn't work after one use.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

Granted but you get food poisoning an hour later. :(

I wish there was a cure for my daily migraine headaches.

Granted, but they offer it to everyone but you.

I wish I had crayons that didn't suck.

Granted, but they get stolen a day after purchase.

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.

Granted, but it tasted horrible.

I wish I had something to drink.

Wish granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish the awful smell would go away.

Granted, but you can sort of taste what it smelled like. All day.

I wish that my job paid more.

Granted, but you are the only one that doesn't get the higher pay.

I wish I could stop having woman issues.

Granted, but you know have more issues that are more annoying.

I wish I had a waffle.

Granted, but it's pink and tastes like lemons.

I wish I had freaking motivation.

Granted, but it only last for a minute.

I wish things would start to get better.

Granted, they do. But not for you.

I wish my fingers wouldn't fall asleep when the cat lays on me.

Granted, your legs fall asleep.

I wish I could beat this game soon.

Granted, but you get so frustrated with it that you literally beat the game itself with a stick, thus breaking it forever and losing your data.

I wish the new cat at least sort of liked me.

Granted, but now it likes you so much that it meows constantly for your attention when you don't give it, and claws you with affection when you do.

I wish I had some food to eat.

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Granted, but it's your absolutely least favorite food ever.

I wish it would snow.

Granted, but you get snowed in, and you're left without electricity, heat, or running water.

I wish I were in Aruba.

Granted, but you have no money.

I wish I had something awesome to nom.

Granted, but someone eats it before you can take a bite.

I wish my life did not revolve around college homework right now.