Granted, but it's only for 5 minutes. After that you go back to "normal."

I wish my cat was friendlier.

granted, but then another animal kills it because it mistakes your cat's friendliness for agressiveness

i wish i had a better guitar

Granted but the strings break five minutes after you start playing it.

I wish I could hang out with my best friend

Granted, but there are rules - you can see each other for five minutes once a year.

I wish I could volunteer at a cat sanctuary.

Granted, but all the cats hate you for some unknown reason and you come home with really nasty scratches and bites every day.

I wish I had enough money that I didn't have to work anymore.

Granted, but not having any reason to get up in the morning soon develops into chronic laziness and you gain 300lbs from always being at home.

I wish I was a talented singer.

Granted but you end up only singing in strip clubs.

I wish I could go to Italy.

granted but yoy get into some illegal trouble and are forced to stay in prison in italy forever I wish i was god sparkle

Granted, but the power goes to your head and you have a breakdown, and end up lonely, holed up in a dark room miles from anywhere, rocking back and forth and mumbling to yourself.

I wish I didn't have to blow my nose every ten seconds.

Granted, but now you don't have a nose.

I wish I could choose one of my stories to turn in at school

Granted, but you ultimately choose the wrong one and your talent is not displayed to its full potential and, disillusioned by this, you struggle to ever write again.

I wish I had got more sleep last night.

Granted, but then you can't go to sleep ever again!

I wish I could think

Granted, but then you'll think to much and explode

I wish I was a butterfly

Granted, but then a naughty little boy catches you and pulls your wings off!! :(

I wish I had a larger selection of clothes.

- Granted, they're all plus sized and don't fit you.

I wish I had a fluffy kitten. o3o

...Wish granted! But someone sees you giving the kitten googly eyes, brands you a Crazy Cat person and you become alienated from the neighbourhood.

(Man, I had to wrack my brains to think of a negative related to that - I love cats too much!!!)

I wish I had a better memory.

Granted, but you remember something horrible happening to you or a relative/close friend, and develop PTSD.

I wish I didn't need braces anymore.

Granted, but you only don't need braces because you no longer have teeth.

I wish that I had an extra hour every day to do whatever I wanted.

Wish granted, but that nothingness condenses into a black hole and sucks you in.

I wish I had a glass of cold, poison- and contaminant-free soda. :3

: You tagged the wrong person. -_- : Granted, but you belch in front of your crush.

I wish I were on vacation.