Granted. Now you're scared sh!tless, fleeing from a chainsaw wielding maniac!

I wish that one guy with the cool voice lived in my state.

Granted but then you find out you have to move out of state.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, but u get hit by a truck.

i wish my cat could talk.

Granted, but you become a rock star, get exploited by the media and kill yourself.

I wish I wasn't sick.

granted, but now you have to work overtime

i wish i had a puppy

granted but it bites your hand and runs away from home

I wish I could meet a real male vampire, that's my age

Granted, but he's a gay vampire.

I wish I could eat all the sugary junk food I want and not gain weight.

Granted, but you feel really sick afterward

I wish that I could meet a vampire that would be my friend.

Granted, but he/she won't even leave you alone for 5 minutes so you can go to the bathroom! D:

I wish I had an internship that I would enjoy and that would look good on my resume, and that I even get paid to do.

Granted, but he um... wants to be a little more than friends.

I wish I could get all A's.

and Lol those are so funny! so Albnutty: Granted, you get all A's, but your friends all fail and are mad at you.

I wish that my favorite anime shows were real

granted, but in real life the evil/bad guy always wins and so he/she takes over the world (does this even happen in your favorite anime shows?)

i wish i could freeze time in order to sleep and get my homework done

Granted, but since time is frozen and won't move forward, you stay in an eternal sleep.

I wish life was like "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."

Granted, but, like in "who framed roger rabbit", bad things happen and there are evil people that kill you and everyone elts...

I wish that i had job, so i could get some money.

Granted, but you become a street cleaner.

I wish I had some cake right now.

Granted, but then L drops by. And he eats it before you even have a chance to taste one tiny bite.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA.

granted, but now the scale's out of 10

I wish I didn't have to take tests

Granted, but only because you lost both your hands.

I wish my ear would stop itching.

Granted, but then your nose starts itching.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted, but you get too much and get hyper and drive everyone insane.

I wish I was invincible.