granted-but you end up dieing while showing off your new skilllllzz

i wish that... this thread had more posters

Granted, but it get so many posters that it crashes Subeta for a month. (lol impossible) I wish I had A's in all my classes.

Granted, except the principal thinks you cheated and you get expelled.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but you have so much time that it breaks the space/time continuum. I wish my girlfriend wasn't ill.

Granted, but she moves far, far away because she might get sick again. I wish I didn't hafta go to school, or do any work.

granted but you end up a homeless bum i wish...that books were longer

Granted, but you become really stupid and don't know simple math. I wish my bra wire didn't keep poking me like this. >.>

Granted but you are overwhelmed and die.

I wish I didn't question my sanity.

granted- but its because you have lost it entirly i wish that hotel beds were more confortable

Granted but they are so comfortable you suffocate yourself in them.

I wish the Hetalia episodes were longer.

Granted but he power goes out and you missed it (no reruns allowed)

I wish i became a dance teacher

Granted but you're no good at it. I wish I had more friends on myspace

Granted but they are all creepy stalkers and make your life terrible.

I wish I could open my pack of gum.

Granted, but when you open it everyone around you takes a piece until theres none left.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you end up crash landing and getting eaten by a hippo.

I wish I could not be sick.

granted but then you wish you could stay home from school (work?) and have no excuse. I wish this teacher would fall off a cliff.

Granted but everyone blames you and you get sent to jail.

I wish my friends weren't jerks all the time.

Granted but then they all get mugged and shot. (That one was hard to mess up...) I wish I could master the piano. EDIT: gah >.<

Granted but you master it so well you get sent in for testing.

I wish my gum didn't get bland so fast.

Granted, but you can only chew gum.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore