Granted, but there is no DVD in there.

I wish I would ace my next Biology test.

I do too ;A; I was actually about to go change it.

granted but the test only counts for 2 points

i wish my downloads were faster

I hate your font. e.e

Granted, but then I punch you in the lung for posting before me and push your comp out the window. o_o ^-^

I wish I wasn't wishing.

: Ewww!!!! gigglesnort

^-^

Granted, but Rhapsody8 performs a voodoo ritual and severs your head via voodoo doll.

I wish I could just pay for the degree and be done with college.

Granted but then something goes wrong at the bank and they don't think you have payed, so you get chased by the police and spend your whole life in hiding. Haha, not ott at all!

I wish i had better friends. :(

Granted but they just act nice and are scheming to take your boyfriend.

I wish that the next poster destroys this wish.

Granted. You get nothing, and then think of something really awesome after the fact.

I wish I were on a sunny beach with sexy cabana boys!

Granted, but-- ZOMG A TSUNAMI! D8

I wish for a grand, navy top-hat.

Granted, but you're arrested for "assaulting a sailor" because your walking around in it.

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I wish I looked like Ke$ha.

Granted, but you get assainated by someone who severly dislikes her.

I wish my cat would stop peeing on the rug.

Granted, but now your cat pees on your pillow.

I wish for an evil rubber duckie.

Granted, but the rubber duck causes some trouble in the city, and to take it down, some police or soldiers shoot at it, thus deflating it.

I wish I were in better shape.

granted, but you die of starvation from dieting i wish that our school wasn't full of druggies and sex maniacs

Granted. But then you go on, and your college/grad school has twice as many.

I wish I were more successful.

granted, but it hits you and you get a scar i wish... that drugs were illigal

Granted. ... They are, aren't they ? o____o But people still use it.

I wish nobody would destory my wish~

granted-but you get hit by a bus instead. (also you have to destroy the wish. add something bad because it happened)

i wish that there was world peace.

granted, but then eventually all the interbreeding leads to all the genes getting mixed up and everyone looks exactly the same. i wish i had skilllllzz EDIT: failure to ping, my b -.-