granted, but you die in the hurricane that follows

i wish i had new shoes

Granted! But the shoes paralyze you from your waist down.

I wish I had a bigger boobs.

Granted. But they never stop growing and eventually they are as big as the sun. I wish I had a spiffy new laptop.

Granted, but after a certain amount of time all of them disintegrate and you can't finish any of the books. I wish I lived in Japan.

Granted but you then start to lose your eyesight thus not being able to see what you were doing.

I wish I didn't have to pay off my car and student loans

Granted, but you'll never get to graduate or ride your car c:

I wish love didn't suck so much D:

Granted but the person that loves you is the person you most dislike.

I wish I was a wishing machine LOL

Wish granted, it's sucks less than before... But it still sucks.

I wish my I didn't have to dress in 70's garb for my friend's party.

Granted but then u have to dress in 30's garb.

I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted, but you forget 5 seconds later.

I wish that Dakota was more than just some random character I made up.

Granted but Dakota turns out to be the total opposite of what you made up.

I wish I didn't forget the wish i wanted to make

Wish granted, but they all turn evil and kill you, then they turn gay and start loving on eachother....yuck...

I wish I could get rid of that mental image right now. -_-

Granted, but you become plagued with a mental image that is even worse!

I wish I was ten feet tall.

Granted, but you keep getting concussions from hitting your head. I wish I had poptarts.

Granted, but the filling is booger flavored. : (

I wish I had a border collie!

Granted but it's been infected with a certain disease and the words 'resident evil' start popping up... I wish I had cake.

Granted, but you can't get it down right. >: D I wish my hot cocoa would cool down.

Granted, now its an ice block

I wish I didnt have any homework

Granted, but You have 3 times as much tomorrow. I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted. You aren't sick, but a member of your immediate family is, and it's pretty serious. :(

I wish I were a billionaire.