Granted, but then everyone else become trillionaires and you can't afford a house!

I wish I didn't have class tonight.

Granted, but during your stay at home you become a hikkikomori. I wish my dog wasn't so fat.

Granted, but your dog, instead, becomes a canine Skeletor.

I wish that I could change into a bird at will.

Granted, but you get tired of cookies and introduce other stuff into your diet which makes you extremely fat.

I wish guys would pay attention to me. (The right kind of attention!)

Granted, but then you realize that you're a lesbian! : D

I wish I had more video games!

Granted, but then all the consoles in the world catastrophically explode, rendering all games useless.

I wish I had sleep;

Granted, but you sleep through the alarm and are late for work or school and get in trouble for it.

I wish I could go scuba-diving.

Granted, but you are stepped on as you are tiny

Huh, well since there's no wish, I'll just make my own.

I wish that Butterflies were butterflies.

Granted, but then everything on the planet also becomes butterflies, and all the butterflies starve and die because there is nothing left on the planet to eat. D:

I wish that I never had to write anymore lab reports!

Granted, but you're a male mealworm. :C

I wish that I had some french fries right about now!

Granted, but they are posionus fires. You die, but enjoyed your last meal. So, everything isn't lost....

I wish that my finger nails grew slightly faster than they currently do....

True, but at the cost of making your toenails grow slower than normal.

I wish my hair were shorter and straighter.

Granted. But then you have a coconut hair cut and everyone makes fun of you. I wish I was 18.

Granted, but then they move the legal age to do.. anything.. to age 25 in your country. Dang it!

I wish I had lot's more hot pockets! (My wishes are food oriented today..)

Granted, but they're all teh nasty lean pockets ones and your mom's all "You can't have a snack until you finish your hot pocket"

I wish my fucking water pipes weren't frozen :(

Wish granted, but you soon find yourself frozen.

I wish it would stop snowing.

Granted. all items w/ snow or snowflakes are removed from your wardrobe in a glitch.

I wish I knew when my sister was coming over to pick me up.

Granted, but it turns out to be never because she's about to die in a terrible accident. I wish I knew what to price my sculptures at.

Granted, but even though they're beautifully priced, nobody buys them.

I wish I had laser vision.