Granted, but you got rich by insider trading, which you get arrested and sent to prison for.
I wish two bishounen in one of my favorite anime didn't get killed off, so they could live happily ever after as a canon yaoi couple.
Granted, but the yaoi got too extreme and the show was cancelled.
I wish I had a pet raccoon.
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Granted but it runs away and leaves you a note saying it went to take over the world.
I wish I could go on an awesome cruise
Granted, but magical swordfish-riding unicorns attack the ship and it sinks.
I wish I had a piece of toast.
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Granted but the toast is covered in mold.
I wish my puppy would stop chasing cars.
Granted, but that's because it got hit by a car.
I wish my betta was feeling better.
Granted it does feel better because it died and can't feel anything at all.
I wish I had a cookie
Granted, but the catch is it now it creates an addictive high. Pretty soon, school is 24-7. You conk out every couple of days for some sleep, but other than that, it's chemistry, calculus, biology, physics and english.
I wish that all the jerks in VA would learn to drive properly in winter weather.
Do you have a rare item that just won't sell? Are you going through the high levels of Item Hunt? Or maybe you just HATE that blue bunny? Then you should join IHH helpers and IHH bargain in the forum groups!
Granted, but then they end up being better than you.
I wish I wasn't sick/hurt all the time.
You [flower=Miette]???
Granted, but that is because you are just a head in a jar.
I wish my bosses weren't so stupid
granted, but your eyes burn after an hour.
I wish this class wasn't so long...
Granted, but it only lasts for an hour, then theirs another world war. Happy? (:
I wish math didn't have letters.

Granted, but you can only wish for variations of green vegetables. I wish I had a chinchilla.
Granted by a heat wave stops by and STAYS FOREVER making you melt.
I wish I had my boots glued to my feet
Granted, but you forgot they were glued on and tried to take on off, tearing off your foot.
I wish my cat would sit quietly in my lap without disturbing my writing.
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Granted, but then he later shreds the paper.
I wish I could remember stuff.
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Granted but you forget how to read and turn the t.v. on ^^ I wish I had a giant marshmallow ^^
My avatar may be a boy ,but I'm a girl!!!! Thank you!
Granted but she never leaves you alone and drives you crazy. I wish there were more hours in a day.