Granted, but you got rich by insider trading, which you get arrested and sent to prison for.

I wish two bishounen in one of my favorite anime didn't get killed off, so they could live happily ever after as a canon yaoi couple.

Granted, but the yaoi got too extreme and the show was cancelled.

I wish I had a pet raccoon.

Granted but it runs away and leaves you a note saying it went to take over the world.

I wish I could go on an awesome cruise

Granted, but magical swordfish-riding unicorns attack the ship and it sinks.

I wish I had a piece of toast.

Granted but the toast is covered in mold.

I wish my puppy would stop chasing cars.

Granted, but that's because it got hit by a car.

I wish my betta was feeling better.

Granted it does feel better because it died and can't feel anything at all.

I wish I had a cookie

Granted, but the catch is it now it creates an addictive high. Pretty soon, school is 24-7. You conk out every couple of days for some sleep, but other than that, it's chemistry, calculus, biology, physics and english.

I wish that all the jerks in VA would learn to drive properly in winter weather.

Granted, but then they end up being better than you.

I wish I wasn't sick/hurt all the time.

Granted, but that is because you are just a head in a jar.

I wish my bosses weren't so stupid

granted, but your eyes burn after an hour.

I wish this class wasn't so long...

Granted, but the next class is longer.

I wish the trash would take itself out. xD

Granted, but it only lasts for an hour, then theirs another world war. Happy? (:

I wish math didn't have letters.

Granted, but you can only wish for variations of green vegetables. I wish I had a chinchilla.

Granted but it goes rabid and bites Lauren (wait.. I'm supposed to destroy a wish not make it better..) x.x

I wish winter was over.

(Quick note to any Lauren's that play Subeta.. That wasn't directed at you. Pumpkin and I know a Lauren IRL, and we can't stand her. xD)

Granted by a heat wave stops by and STAYS FOREVER making you melt.

I wish I had my boots glued to my feet

Granted, but you forgot they were glued on and tried to take on off, tearing off your foot.

I wish my cat would sit quietly in my lap without disturbing my writing.

Granted, but then he later shreds the paper.

I wish I could remember stuff.

Granted but you forget how to read and turn the t.v. on ^^ I wish I had a giant marshmallow ^^

Granted but she never leaves you alone and drives you crazy. I wish there were more hours in a day.