I challenge you to a swordsfight.

MY FACEEEEE, SOMEONE GET ME SOME ALCOHOL. Oh wait. Perfect place.

Challenge accepted. Everyone, back away!

What if I'm a drag queen for a special event?

This quite an outfit you have going on there

then you are so fabulous that you realize how smokin' I am for the new year, and buy me a drink anyways, even though I'm wrong darlin'. We both end up talking about the current gay marriage situation, and we both pretend it has nothing to do with us.

Dafuq am I tripping on?

"Would you like a drink?"

D-do they even serve people that might melt over their counters?

Hey, I save them money on ice. Just touching the glass gets it cold! Well. Until it shatters the glass.

..... ....................................................................................................................................... The angry bartender in the corner will now chuck a stop sign at you. Fresh from the streets.

You look lost sweatheart, get out of here before someone finds you

I can safely assume that your batty pet shall provide a distraction for my escape?

Only if you hurry

Hurry I shall. Enjoy your errr... drink. Hopefully you don't pick up a bar fight. Though it's more likely you get picked up with horrible pick up lines. Before your bat attacks aforementioned pick-upper.

I'd get you so drunk you'd pass out, then continue to the main event in a hotel room ;)

I'm just going to. Walk away. Okay? Okay.

eyes you up and down then laughs. beat it twerp!

Well aren't you a lovely lady. :V

Complement your style and buy you a drink. c:

I'd start up a conversation with you

w-wow impressive wepon......didn't know they allowed those in here......