looks at the way you're dressed Slept well?

Greetings fellow inventor! waves wrench Say... that's the same as mine, where'd you get it?

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 8D ... no? shrugs Diet coke then!

Id be a little nervou about the scythe, but drunk enough to pet your fox.

I'd buy you a drink and then stare at you, wondering just what exactly are you :D

buy you and your little buddy some peanuts, probably be fascinated by that monkey. How did you even bring the little fella in here?

Greetings traveler! Would you like a drink?

Mind, uh, keeping the dragon thing away plz? o: ...

Yay! Kitties! Can I pet them? Don't worry the dragon's perfectly sweet.

Did someone put something in my drink? Because I'm preeeeetty sure I'm seeing a dragon on your shoulder.

Glad I'm not the only one with wings in this bar.

Are you high?

Move away a for bit.

........can I help you?

Aren't you cold in that? o^o

you seem a bit down, can I buy you a drink?

Anyone dressed like who's in a bar that will let someone dressed like me in, is a bridesmaid who has realized the desperate enormity of it all and who wants a break/escape. I'd give her a commiserative smile and let her by me a drink.

My hands might accidentally slip on a razor. The razor might approach dangerously close to your beard. Maybe.

Hey you, your rainbow is pretty, where can I get some of that? I kid, let's get some drinks.

by the way, the two posts about me remind me a bit too much to the first Friends episode, too bad it isn't a bride's dress XD

EDIT: Whoa, you, you're fast. Sonic fast. You must be famous. Let me buy you a drink!

Oh dear, it appears that has rather severely (accidentally?) cut . Maybe this should be the "how did the HA above you end up in hospital" thread.