I would be pretty intimidated and probably pretend to have to use the restroom

Buy them a drink, and then add some things from the white pillbox in my left pocket to it.

Be very wary of the drink I've been bought, suggesting you have a sip first

Well hello there. I think we could get to know each other fairly quickly...after a few drinks, that is.

Want a few dollars to buy some soap? :>

Chat with you over a few drinks then ask for a dance.

Probably pet your tiger and hope it isnt one of those drug sniffing cats. D:

Gosh, you look drained!... O: I'd offer you my chair.

Nice eyeshadow mam'an?

I'd tell you how pretty you are an suggest the fireworks are a sign of our....attraction

sounds good c;

whoa there, green skin? I'm intrigued. That's quite an icebreaker you've got there.

I'd start a conversation and see how it turns out from there.

You must be pretty important to be allowed to bring your tiger and weapons in...care to share a few rounds?

The owner of this bar is afraid of me so he lets me do whatever I want.

Sure, I'll share a few rounds with you. :)

Hey how about a couple sake bombs?

I'd try to take off your aka mask ask you to put down your sword so no one gets hurt if you refuse * I challenge you to a duel! *

You look like an interesting person to talk to so I'd start a conversation and buy us a few drinks :)

Try to resist tweaking your ears and fail

Ruffle your hair then ask if you'd like a drink.

Smile charmingly and wait til you look away to slip a roofie in your drink, naturally.. then just wait to "help my drunk friend home!" ..MUAHHAHAHA! Or, maybe just say, "Hey, nice sword, come here often?"