Most likely buy you a drink.

Get all squealy over your cute pink bear.

Wow. That's one fine HA. I'd definitely hit on you and made you buy me a drink (;

Smiles and offers to buy you a drink Nice to meet you.

Look at you, and go back to my drink.

Uh.. are birds allowed in here? o____O

Say hello and offer you a drink.

Asks if she's met any sea goddesses lately

Hi, nice abs! Why do not you get even more comfortable and take that thong off?

(lacking shoes) would obviously not be allowed in the bar.

I guess I would wave ;D

Tonigth is zombie ladies nigth? see around

wanna hop in my time machine? ;)

I'd stare at your hair then offer you a drink. Awkwardly. :I

I'd say hello and then casually turn away from you.

I'd complement that excellent mustache, then stop to ponder why someone would take two puppies into a bar.

You have wings, nice! Can I touch it?

Start playing with the tail, ignore the person.

Is pushed by the snowball-blinded figure, both fall on the floor, proceeding to grow extra limbs. What a mess!

"What do you want? I ain't got no money to give 'ya. Came to the wrong man, kiddo..."

Please . . . Don't . . . Hurt . . . Me . _.