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I DIDN’T ORDER THE chucking COBBURRITO SALAD.
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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork,
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What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
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How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a redacted wrench with the keys.
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What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.
Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS molten fudge cookie’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHoot, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
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Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called HANDS.
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What kind of water can’t freeze? Hot water.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m hecking sobbing now.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
People eat burritos with forks?
Goddard is sorry he made us.
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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.
Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time
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What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.
Why is there no gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs!
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