So that means when you assemble a burrito with moltenfudge ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user.

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.

When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise.

What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.

That way, every bite has AT LEAST A quacking CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a godforsaken cilantro cavern.

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all chucking day? You should try one.

What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed.

They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE honking EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

What do you think of that new diner on the moon? Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a honking Rancor.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a cheeky pelican.

Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY (REDACTED) WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some stuff into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Humans also don’t eat burritos like honking corn on the cob.

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.