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Like a chucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line.
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Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.
But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
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How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
Nope.
My experience was more like
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What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND ME FOR A FEW MINUTES UNTIL I CAN redacted EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE hecking CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER chucking SALSA POCKET.
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How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
You built this thing like a redacted pack of LifeSavers.
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How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night.
And don’t even redacted think I’m about to open this thang up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees.
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What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.
I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY poor MOUTH. YEAH.
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS.
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What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
I AM NOT GOING TO DO redacted TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS crap BACK TOGETHER,
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What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
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