that last line was really unexpected.

Turkeys was once worshiped like gods by the Mayans.

And... Round 7 is over!

I've learned a bunch of new things. The sheep tail cart was quite something, but wins this round with that crazy story and for making me look up the thickness of silver dollars... :o prize : (or another one if you prefer?)

Trivia's winner is (out of 25), who gets The answer was shrimps (to keep it short)

The winning jokes : I think animal testing is cruel. They get all nervous and give silly answers. - Why do flamingos Stand on one leg? Because if they lifted that leg they'd fall down! - The philosopher Descartes is drinking at a bar and has had a few too many. The bartender asks if he would like another drink and Descartes responds "I think not." And then he disappears. - A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love. They walk up to God and ask to be married. God says give me some time and I’ll get back to you. Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married. A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love. They approach God once more and this time they ask for a divorce. God responds “It took me four years to find a priest in this place. How long do you think it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!” - Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in a pauses. She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94-year-old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells out, “Was I going up the stairs or down?” The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood for good measure. She then replies,“I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”-

ROUND 8 : Forum - Which public figure/celebrity would you love to meet? And why?

Trivia - Whose 2013 world tour was called ‘The Mrs Carter Show’? to win Trade Lot

Grab Bags Just offer on one of the trades with a joke (any kind). Trade Lot - Trade Lot - Trade Lot - Trade Lot - Trade Lot You can enter as many trades as you want, as long as you try a different joke each time. The best joke gets the trade. You can recycle last round jokes as long as they didn't win.

There are so many people that I would love to meet that I finally decided on Barbra Walters because she actually HAS emt so many of them. She could tell me about them, much more personal than just reading about them

I'd love to meet some Chinese celebrities!! Like one from Tibet (she's gorgeous!) and a HongKong girl who sang a Cantonese song when translated is "liking you"

I'd love to meet, and have lunch with, Maynard James Keenan lead singer of A Perfect Circle, TOOL, and Puscifer. I would love to see inside the mind of a lyrical genius, and figure out HOW he makes songs for all three bands that are totally different to each other. I feel like hearing him talk about his passions and fears and worries and loves and hates would really make me understand, and appreciate, his music even more than i already do. I'd like to learn how he keeps all the lyrics from each band in his head, and how he manages the bands, too. That's got to put so much on your plate!

I would love to meet Wilford Brimley. So this is so silly but I am a diabetic and I think the memes around him are funny and would like to meet the man behind the memes XD Wish I could be a star based on my disease

I think the person I want to meet most is probably Sebastian Stan (most known for playing Bucky Barnes in the MCU). He seems so kind and nice and also like, I wanna ask him a lot of questions about how he approaches playing Bucky cause he gets so few lines but he's clearly fleshed out what Bucky has been doing and like, wow.

i'd love to meet lil nas x he's so funny and iconic

I’d probably want to meet a musician who I listen to often, so either Hozier or Aurelio Voltaire. While I listen to all sorts of music they are the two musicians I’ve really stuck with over the years. Both are amazing so I probably couldn’t choose ^^

I would love to meet Steven Tyler. Arrowsmith is one of my favorite bands . I had always wanted see him perform live,but never got a chance.

I'd love to meet Stephen King, the writer. He is one of my favorite authors and I always love his books. I'd like to ask him where does he get his inspiration.

I'm so bad at questions like this.... I think I'd like to meet Misha Collins. He's such an amazing human being and he's always so engaged with his fans at least he'd be used to dealing with an awkward fangirl like me.

Angelina Jolie, to discuss her charity work :)

I would love to meet Eddie Vedder, I love Pearl Jam and I would want to hear all about the 90’s grunge scene from someone who experienced it as a musician.

I should probably pick someone inspirational, but I'll say Chris Evans (Captain America). He seems like a genuinely nice guy and he stands up for what he believes in. He's also pretty easy on the eyes. Lol I'd probably become mute in front of him.

that's a difficult question, tbh if I could pick someone who is unfortunately deceased it would be Robert Vaughn (he passed in 2016), he's not very well known to the general public, but I know him from the 1960's tv show The Man From U.N.C.L.E. in which he played Napoleon Solo. I've been a fan of that show since early 2015, and while in the show Illya (played by David McCallum) has my slight preference, when it comes to the actors playing the characters Robert Vaughn definitely takes the cake.. after he passed I read his autobiography and he comes across as such a genuinely warm and interesting and amazing person..

I think with some of the people I'm a fan of I might be a little worried about meeting them in real life because of the whole ''never meet your heroes'' thing, but after reading Robert's autobiography and learning more about his life etc, I only ended up loving and admiring him more.. the 3rd anniversary of his death is coming up soon (11th of november) and I still think about him a lot..

If I have to limit my choice to the realm of the currently living I'd probably pick Michael Palin, kind of for similar reasons, because I love him as an actor and because in everything I've read about him he just sounds like a genuinely nice and good person <3

I would love to meet the Dalai Lama to converse with him about spirital concepts, and because he is ever so wise and nevertheless very humorous.

Ahh, thank you so much for the case! <3

This is a tricky one... I've never really been much of one to want to meet a celebrity or public figure. Maybe a fun absurdist comedian, like James Acaster, Rhys Darby or Demi Lardner? I much prefer ridiculous, off the wall conversations to anything serious. Give me insanity.