A: Anything involving a lot of public contact. Especially if it involved actually touching people, like being a nurse or doctor or any sort of caregiver. Muh personal space!

Q: If you had a HUD that showed three stats about any person you looked at, what three stats would you want it to show?

A: Int, empathy, charisma

Q: What age do you wish you could permanently be?

- 21, unfortunately I already passed it ;((

What is your guilty pleasure?

I'm not sure I have one. I don't feel guilty for liking things.

What is your biggest accomplishment?

A: Oof. I...don't know. I have not yet achieved any of my true goals. I've received academic awards and stuff I was proud of but they haven't led anywhere yet, so they feel kind of empty right now. I think the best answer is that I've managed to come into existence (what are the odds, right?!) and have fulfilled the biological prime directive of reproduction. Ayy.

Q: Why is there something instead of nothing?

A: 42 (because your question is simply a restatement of the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything). Of course on an even simpler level there is something instead of nothing because if there was nothing there wouldn't be a question.

Q: If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

A: "Welcome to heaven, I totally forgive you for being an atheist. Humans have greatly misunderstood me and I'm nothing like what's in any of those books. Now come on in and I'll answer all your questions about the universe. Also, here are all of your pets from Earth; they've been waiting for you." Haha, for real though, if heaven exists, I'm sure I'll not be going there. Oops.

Q: What's the best party game?

best kids game was pin the tail on the donkey. Best adult game, hmm...I think "never have I ever".

Q: What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

Maybe Katniss Everdeen? Hearing her thought processes in the books redeems her as a likeable character, but if I knew her in real life I'd probably get fed up with her because she doesn't outwardly show most of her likeable qualities.

Question: Would you rather become a bestselling author or a famous actor/actress and all that comes with it?

A: Author. And then I'd promptly move into my underground lair and go into hiding forever. Fans are crazy lol.

Q: Do you name any of your important inanimate objects like cars or computers?

No because I get attached too easily to sentient beings as it is :D

Q: What are you kind of obsessed with these days?

Subeta, I guess xD

Cats or dogs?

Dogs! (My subeta pet Harper is based on my 'dogther' Harper too lol)

What's your favorite comfort food?

hmmm chocolate

Party or having fun at home alone?

Home alone!

Q: when's the next total solar eclipse and where in the world will totality happen?

July 02, 2019. South Pacific, Chile, Argentina.

What is your favorite hot beverage?

Tea, but I would much rather have cold drinks!

What's a phrase or word you say a lot, usually without even thinking about it?

@ Zalda A: "Uh", "um", "like", "dude", "actually", "stuff"...etc., i.e. lots of filler crap because I'm nervous or whatever. Dude, like, I wish I didn't actually talk like this. It's like, uh, a really bad habit and stuff. Also, lots of random curse words. Verily, I am no doubt a joy to converse with in person. ._.

Q: If you could reverse the prevailing public opinion on one topic overnight, what topic would you choose?

so many choices...I guess I'd go with expertise - just because someone is an expert in one area that doesn't mean they know shit about anything else! Much as I respect him, I would never get dancing lessons from Neil deGrasse Tyson. Yet people everywhere put huge weight on the pronouncements of "experts" in fields that are outside their experience.

Q: What kind of music are you into?

- I'll listen to anything, but my favorite genre is classic rock. Led Zeppelin for life!

Q: What is your favorite snack food?