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silly putty,That's a great idea.5mil your really serious about getting the blob in there.I just have 700,000sp On the blob. Maybe I should go do more.I'd Liked to see it in graveyard,storm,nightmare :D I went & put more sp on the blob :D
I also get "What's a southpaw?" Lefties are southpaws, Dexter's are right dominant. I think this gets in the way of any kind of communication, but then again I think words are the least effective expression.
Hahaha I just really like the blob xD You should donate however much you're comfortable with. I probably shouldn't have donated so much, but ohhh welll. I would love to see a spooky nightmare blob!
hey!! Looks like we joined here @ roughly the same time! I was asleep xp Oh yea about this funniest convo. I was talking to a fb friend and I was saying a goosling got run over but my phone autocorrect goosling to googling and I didn't catch the mistake so he replied ":(:(:( poor googling, should've yahood" I was confused at first then realized my typo Most of the jokes are about his typos tho LOL
Hahaha he definitely had a good reply! But poor goosling!
there's also this time when I was in a fb chat and a friend said "cal ignored me on snapchat" and she meant to say "I cri" but she typo'd and said "I cro" twice and I jokingly ask her if she's turning into a crow.. not as funny but it also made them laugh
I like that one, also! Did you know a group of crows is called a murder? lol
No I don't! :o why they call a murder? I sure dislike their looks lol
I'm really not sure why haha, but I googled it to make sure. It's kind of funny to me. They do look spooky! So I guess it makes some sense.
Sorry for the ping everyone but I just wanted to let you know that our AC went out and we have to be out of our house until it is fixed or we will DIE!!! AZ is way too hot with out it this time of year. So I am not ignoring anyone or leaving you all to your own devices on purpose LOL I just can't be here until it is fixed!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! XOXOX
Pat, Tracy, Gina, Karen, Grammy, Marreshaann, Georgie
My Guitar Gently Weeps...
sorry to hear that Sweet, hopefully they can fix it quick for you
I was just joking on the amounts we both donated 😉 I really would like the Blob to win also. I just like to have fun with it & it looks like you do too :D I just wonder how many sp Subeta brings in on these events.
I hope they get your AC fixed fast for you,so you can get back home. Hugssss
Day142 --You found 25 Crystals in the pool!
I first opened this when someone who doesn't post here anymore was here often. Back then I tried daily jokes or at least hugs. YOu are welcome to be here and add a joke too if you find any good ones. Welcome! Of course you can be here, you are more than welcome.
Quick dash in for a bathhouse and a hug. hug
More from that list
Q: What is the tallest building in the world? A: The library! It has the most stories!
Q: What's the first bet that most people make in their lives? A: the alpha bet
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers!
Q: How do you organize a space party? A: You planet!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? A: Instagram.
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A: Because it was not peeling well
Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: What belongs to you but others use more? A: Your name
Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? A: Sunday, of course! ☀
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? A: Toad.
Q: What bow can't be tied? A: A rainbow!
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A: Spring time.
Q: Where did the computer go to dance? A: To a disc-o.
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital? A: To get a tweetment.
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? A: Because she couldn't control her pupils?
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch
Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head! (Like the pun above, for me....!)
Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America? A: USB
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.
Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake? A: He just flipped.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef Jerky.
Q: What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth? A: A Gummy Bear
Q: What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George? A: 2 Fast 2 Curious
Q: Did you hear about the hairdresser? A: She dyed.
Q: What do you call a musician with problems? A: a trebled man.
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? A: He pasta way.
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In snow banks.
Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective? A: He got to the root of every case.
Q: Why can't you take a nap during a race? A: Because if you snooze, you loose!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat? A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around
Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: Microwaves!
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers? A: the Telephone.
Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? A: The road!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A: The scientists were brainstorming!
Q: What did Delaware? A: a New Jersey
Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date!
Q: What do you call purple when it is being mean? A: Violent.
Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? A: Hi Cliff!
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist? A: He took his wife for granite so she left him
Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? A: Show me the honey!
Q: What did the man say to the wall? A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? A: Cool Music
Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck! (ending today's with another pirate pun)
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/cleanjokes.html
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If it wins, Their going to make it into a pet like the Qrykee with all the colors of a regular pet.Not just a experiment pet.They have 5 experiment pets you can vote on :D Hugssss
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They are all Nice,a lot of users want the blob to win.I know if it wins I would like to have one.Graveyard,storm,or Nightmare,I have to see what it looks like first. :D I love the pirate joke at the end of you list of jokes Yarr!!! :D
Lmao I was! xD
Thank you! ^_^
bad Probably a lot! I'm sure there's a lot of people who have donated a lot more than I have.
haha I only know funny conversation.. not jokes xD Oh man.. back when I was on neo and Mara I have a page of all the funny screenies I came across xDD My pages are overflowing xD
Ok...AC fixed and at home! Thank you everyone for your well wishes. When you live in the desert, AC is a necessity, especially during the summer!!!
I hope everyone else is doing well. So sad I have to return to work on Monday...not looking forward to it. On the bright side, Next week from Friday-Tuesday I am taking off again for a 16 hour drive to CA for my MIL 90th bday!! I will be tired at work on Wednesday but it will be worth it!!
Pat, Tracy, Gina, Karen, Grammy, Marreshaann, Georgie
My Guitar Gently Weeps...