- I loved the story! Thank you for sharing it and making my day :) Happy Anniversary!

Hmm... 126 days in a row! You found 5 Steamworks Trinkets

Leaving his name Galactic Wannabe is nice too... shows the goal was achieved. I save all the spares in my vault, often enough the recycle guy asks for them.

[Spoiler=Some are very punny!] Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q:

What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens A: a meowntain

Q: What do you call a baby monkey? A: A Chimp off the old block.

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock? A: It went back four seconds.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she will Let it go.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.

Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware? A: Idaho... Alaska!

Q: Did you hear about that new broom? A: It's sweeping the nation!

Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? A: An irrelephant.

Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.

Q: Where do crayons go on vacation? A: Color-ado!

Q: Why did the belt get arrested? A: He held up a pair of pants.

Q: What do you call a fat psychic? A: A four chin teller.

Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed.

Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A: a yardvark!

Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? A: Swimming trunks.

Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away? A: A taxi driver.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: a thesaurus.

Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?" A: "With a bee bee gun."

Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower? A: Clean Jokes!

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A: "Where's Popcorn?"

Q: What do you call sad coffee?" A: Despresso.

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? A: It barked with de-light!

Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A: A stamp.

Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? A: Nobody nose.

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a virus!

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them

Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A: A penny.

Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh? A: With ten-tickles

Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Cause they arrrrr. You know who this is for... ;D

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/cleanjokes.html[/spoiler]

We (my family) have some anxious times ahead of us... I would love to have your prayers for my daughter's health.

Those are hilarious! Love them! Will pray for your daughter.

Just wanted to mention that my sister Karen has had to use oxygen for most of the week. Her blood doesn't seem to be producing like it should so the heart is working harder and makes it hard to breathe. Her birthday was yesterday and she's trying very hard not to have to go into the hospital this week. She made lots of plans for this week and would hate not to have them go through.

I love the Jokes, especially the pirate one Arrr!! 😉 prayers going out for your daughter & your sister also
Day139-- got a Magical Keepsake Box

~ What a sweet marriage story! Happy tears in my eyes Congratulations on many happy years!

I pray for your sister. My grandson was on oxygen for a while, that is not easy. Thank you dear.

Hugsssss

hello guys, I caught a blackheart hollow restock today, it was the

Day 115 40 CSC.

I've seen much in life to know that prayer does help. I'll do so for your daughter.

That was his WIP name, it sound cheesy too.

127 days in a row! You found 2 Carnival Tickets

Thank you. And thanks for the joke! :D

I like the joke Abrazos :D
Congratulations on getting something from blackheart hollow :D
Day140--You found 30 CSC in the pool!

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Thank you for your well wishes, I passed them along to Mark and Francine who spent the last three days in Santa Cruz and Monterey California. They had a wonderful time and are home now. They send you all their best wishes.

Arrrr to me matey the pirate weasel! hehe CUTE ❤

You have visited the bathhouse 24 days in a row! You found 1 Referral Point in the pool!

WOW! I didn't know you could get those from the bathhouse pool!!! Woohoo!

Whre are you....???

Praying for your daughter/sister. I do believe in prayer and that our higher power listens to us... I too loved the Arrrrr joke!! Congrats on the find. I have never found anything there in over 9 years!

and yes, Where are you, love??? I am starting to worry

XOXOX

thanks Sweet, I get things every nice and then hi sweet, sounds like your authors have had fun

Hi everyone else sorry if I have forgotten to respond to pings ( don't mean too, but been not really with it lately )

what's the matter, getting OLD??? hehe :P

Day 116, A Baking Starter kit...

I made a pitcher of kick-ass lemonade yesterday, sour as dickens. I was going to drink some today, only to find the pitcher empty, seems my mother likes it despite the sourness. She says it helped with her blood sugar...

At least I got it on the first shot, I'll be making it that way now.

lemonade, that sounds so good,I might just have to make me some.I usually drink Ice Tea Abrazos :D
Yes,where are you Hugsssssss :D
Day141--You found 1 Bathhouse Tokens in the pool!
Have a nice day everyone

You have visited the bathhouse 128 days in a row! You found 2 QuestPoints

I get that all the time. At least I get firsties! ;)

HI everybody.