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Dragons_roar 9 years ago

Right.

Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

  • Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  • Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

  • Oh, my!
  • I never thought I'd knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Dragons_roar 9 years ago

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

  • Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  • Wow.

I've never seen them this close.

They know what it's like outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

  • Hey, Jocks!
  • Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

  • I wonder where they were.
  • I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Dragons_roar 9 years ago

The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?" How can you say that?

One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We're bees.

We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Dragons_roar 9 years ago

to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

  • What do you think he makes?
  • Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

  • What does that do?
  • Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know

that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

Dragons_roar 9 years ago

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive golden glow you know as...

Honey!

  • That girl was hot.

  • She's my cousin!

  • She is?

  • Yes, we're all cousins.

  • Right. You're right.

  • At Honex, we constantly strive

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