News Archive: Week 39, 2024

You may not have avoided the magic of the Gelatin Wizard, but you are really going to want to avoid being stomped by this gelatin. Seriously. 0/10 would not recommend.

What will you grab from this Token Shop restock?

While the 20th Anniversary cookies were not in this Token Shop restock, they will restock at least two more times before the end of the year. The same goes for the Crystal Shop.

Don't think about what kind of chaos the Gelatin Wizard caused at sea while you battle it. You can't afford that kind of distraction against such a fierce challenger.

Strut your stuff in this treasured new Subeautique line from Dee Layla!

We’ve re-enabled ads around the site.

As much as we’d love to avoid it, keeping Subeta running does have its costs. Ads are one of the simplest ways to help cover those expenses. We’ve had an on-again, off-again relationship with ads in the past, and while I’m not the biggest fan of targeted advertising, it’s a necessity to keep things going! The alternative would be to raise prices or increase Cash Shop (CS) releases, but we’d really prefer to keep as much content on Subeta free for everyone.

If you happen to come across any inappropriate ads, please don’t hesitate to submit a report through a ticket, and include a screenshot of the ad.

As always, you have the option to get a Gold Account, which blocks all external ads. And if you use an ad blocker, we get it and still appreciate your support! 💖

We've just pushed out an update to the site that prevents AI "bots" from crawling Subeta, and using the work we've all all done to train it's models.

This blocks any bots from Microsoft, OpenAI and others from crawling Subeta, and using anything it finds to train it's data. I've finished the process of opting out and outright blocking where we can't opt out.

If you experience any slowness or pages not loading (you'd get a "not allowed" error), please make a ticket.

The Gelashell and Gelatin Golem spent the past year on the Freyalise annoying Angrybeard in the Galley. Now that the ship is docked and the crew has been able to get these gelatins out on land, will you do Angrybeard a solid and defeat these challengers?

With the galley being cleared of gelatin, maybe you can help Angrybeard with chasing out the rats?

Be the best sea witch you can be by eating a delicious piece of sushi from the Cash Shop. These pieces totally do not include your friends as ingredients.