News Archive: Week 8, 2018

There's nothing quite like the comfort of a classic.

I really hope you enjoy my <a href=https://subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=46>newest desserts!

The above items have been retired from the Cash Shop and moved to the Themed Chance Machine!

The <a href=https://subeta.net/cashshop.php?act=items#/Clothing>Stolen Goblets and <a href=https://subeta.net/cashshop.php?act=items#/Wig>Scientific Drawings will retire from the Cash Shop on March 9th.

Do you think you have what it takes to defeat not only Senor Feugo, Little Escarcha, The Shadow, Stone Hombre, and El Tigrean but also me, the great Nacho Muerte? I look forward to your attempts!

You’ll have until the end of Survival to defeat us!

Note: There are new achievements tied to each of these challengers with forum titles as prizes. Enjoy!

What will you grab from this Token Shop restock?

Warning: Themes of drowning

Ey, that water isn't hot, it's not even steaming!

Are you sure, bruder? It must have cooled very quick if that's ze case, I am sure I put hot water in there!

I'm not sure you did, einzeller.

Just lean in und check, if it's completely cold I'll do your clothes wash for a month!

Ha, you're on!

…splash

What are you doing pushing me?! Well, for one thing you're doing my washing for ze next four weeks. Pappnase. Ey…no what are you doing? Open ze hatch! Mein bruder! This isn't funny, don't let the water in, oh god, oh god Gunter I can't…..breathe….please………………

These hazy memories have been like a dream that Bubbles couldn't quite remember for he doesn't even know how long. How long has he been in the Underground? He knows that he likes the warm and dry earthy sub-terrestrial town, He doesn't like the water. He knows that, but not why. Except…he does know. He drowned. He was drowned. He was betrayed.

Bubbles' nightmare has manifested into corporeality and it threatens us all. The water swirls around us, we can't get enough air, our feet kick and push us only into more water. We will not go this way, we must beat this! Help Bubbles' face his nightmare now by picking up the <a href=https://subeta.net/cashshop.php?act=items#/Special>Eerie Mash Tun from the Cash Shop and defeating the Drowning Betrayal!

Flickering Light Bulb will retire on March 1st.

The fester is usually one to be found around the dark and miserable, scavenging on things few other creatures would be interested in. The only thing you'll find this sweetheart fester scavenging on is your leftover candy hearts! It may even sneak the ones that AREN'T leftover...

Subeautique’s Stitched Up makeup brand has new must-have pieces so get your wallet and Subeautique Invitations ready.

Make sure to stop by the Blue Building Shop for these new souvenir models!

Pulling the wings off of this graveyard zasaba is not only really mean, but will also not stop it from coming back to eat your brains! (In fact, it will probably eat them with even more relish.)