News Archive: Week 49, 2018

Bow down before this hefty contraption!

Morty has found a new use for those old useless Morty Cards laying around. If you redeem it, he'll give you 5 cash shop credits for the next 5 quests you complete. That's 25CSC for something you're probably already doing!

Morty has also printed a fresh batch of cards and has given them out to his favorite quest givers to give out as a rare prize.

We've reset quests for all users, happy questing!

Do you have what it takes to wear this rich new Subeautique line from new designer Royale?

Hold on, no. Just no. We're not going another year without this pet. I will not let it happen! The harvest harvester is here! PUN LOVERS REJOICE.

Actually, while I'm here putting the harvest in your harvester, you can harvest while you read about harvesters with this new Subetapedia article.

You can get these new lifelike dolls from Raffles. I think they're being held up with some kind of wire. Now excuse me, I need to get me one of these bad boys. I've got some harvester harvesting to do.

Well that's certainly an interesting blade...

There are two new backgrounds you can purchase for your tree! Choose between a lovely day at the beach or a snowy candlelit night!