News Archive: Week 38, 2018

A group of people near you are talking. You can't quite hear what they're saying, but they look in your direction ever so often. Suddenly, laughter. Are they laughing at you? Don't be silly, of course not, why would they be? But that laugh doesn't sound kind. And they keep looking at you.

They're back again. The laughing people from yesterday. Why are they here? Don't be ridiculous, they're obviously here to shop, that's what this place is for. It's nothing. They're looking at you again. It's nothing. It's nothing.

I don't understand it, why are they back again? And they're still looking at me, they're definitely looking right at me and they're LAUGHING. What is wrong with me? What am I doing that's so funny? What are they saying? This cloak doesn't hide me enough. I'll just look down, the runes will protect me.

They're not working, the runes are supposed to make people forget me. The people are back again, they're here every day, they aren't forgetting. There are more of them, looking and watching and not talking to me but they're talking alright, they're talking about me, they're staring at me and they're talking about me and I've done something wrong but I don't know what it is, it's everything, everything I do is wrong, I am worthless I am nothing STOP LOOKING AT ME.

Lukien's nightmare has grown so great that it has become corporeal. Help him face his fear by picking up the Unblinking Eye from the Cash Shop and defeating All Eyes On You!

Ashen Memorial will retire on October 1st!

What delicious looking revamps!

It's officially autumn and new items are falling like leaves into the Millionaire Center!

Not to be left out, the Seasonal Quest Shop has brought back its old fall offerings and added some new ones. Join the quest givers in celebrating (or hating on, in Maleria's case) the season!

Don’t go easy on Captain Fishbreath’s newest member!

You’ll have until 11:59pm on September 30th to fight Brunhilde and the rest of the crew.

Reminisce about your summer with these souvenirs.

This weekend is bonus weekend for the Cash Shop! If you buy Cash Shop Credits this weekend with Braintree/Paypal (Sapphire Elephant Trinket) or Stripe (Ringed Planet Charm), you'll get one of these awesome items plus 20% bonus credits on top of your purchase. The bonus weekend will end at 11:59pm on Monday!

Crashing waves, a swaying ship, persons overboard - pirates are generally not great fans of a storm. Living in the water, however, is far more fun than living in a floating vessel on top of it, and this storm ontra is a great fan of the extra rain!

Do you have what it takes to defeat Captain Fishbreath Jacques and his crew?

You’ll have until 11:59pm on September 30th to fight these delightful terrifying pirates and earn their new battle related achievements!

Ahoy thar, me hearties! Wha' a long summer its been. Long 'n full o' terrors, this year. Thar's been a might o' trouble goin' about that goes against our code o' conduct - we give no quarter to real thin's, we don't see to nightmares! If ye can't stick a cutlass in it then that's black magic 'n we wants naught t' do wit' it. Ye don't go chasin' the black spot!

Anyhaps, th' crew be back fer our yearly trade, anchorin' 'ere fer 10 days with a handsome shipment o' wares plundered from across th' lands 'n' ocean. Don't let Carl hornswoggle ye into 'is quests, we're thinking' th' maroon him if he keeps handin' away our booty. At least the cubs have grown away from his influence - ave ye seen 'em? Young Bloodhungry be helpin' 'is ma at Rathskellar, 'n' little Brunhilde has grown into a hulkin' great beast 'n' is lookin' to go on account 'erself! Been a while since we 'ad a new crew hand. We'll 'ave to see 'ow she fares with a real fight afore we can take 'er to get 'er sea legs!

Translation: Hello friends! What a long summer it's been. A bit scary this year! There's been a bit of trouble that rather goes against what we do as upstanding warriors - we fight real things, not nightmares! If you can't have a reasonable discussion with it then it's not worth the time. We don't go asking for trouble!

Anyway, the crew is back for our yearly trade, anchoring here for 10 days with a delightful shipment of goods procured completely legally from across the land and ocean. Dear Carl is being helpful again, giving out our items in his quests, we're thinking of treating him to a nice island holiday to say thank you! The cubs might miss their Uncle, but they've grown so much this year and might just be too busy with their new vocations. Bloodhungry is helping out his mother at the Rathskellar Inn, and little Brunhilde is little no more and looking to join my crew! It's been a while since we've had someone join the Freyalise, I hope she does well in the entrance test!

All quests have been reset for the day. Enjoy!

Learn all about the hipottu with this new Subetapedia article!

Don’t forget to visit Raffles for your chance at a lifelike hipottu doll!

It’s time to take your frustrations out on the Anniversary Boppers. This year, we’ve added an achievements for defeating each bopper. Enjoy!

These challengers will retire from the Battle Coliseum on September 30th.

Happy Anniversary! Do you have enough forum tickets for these new kumos themed items?

Today is a special day: the site's 14th anniversary! Don't worry if you're too tired to celebrate, because Jade over at Get Mugged is bringing back all the caffeine-filled goodies you could ever need.