News Archive: Week 14, 2015

If you're dapper and you know it vend some wears!

Don't let Matlal hear you call the newest Forum Shop items cute!

Please join us in congratulating the winner of the Business Executive Human Avatar Contest - .



We received a tremendous amount of entries - around 850! - and we were really impressed with the caliber of human avatars. Rather than going with five runner-ups, we decided to choose another seven avatars to use in the feature as well. The avatars above were designed by , , , , , , and , in respective order.

The grand prize of 250 CSC will remain the same and each of the seven others will receive a prize of 100 CSC.

How adorable are these revamped chibi plushies from the Plushie Parlour?

Just wanted to post a quick announcement to say that there were a lot of great contestants for the Business Executive human avatar contest and that we will have the results in the next day or so. Thank you to all of those that participated!

Lug around all kinds of crap with these <a href=http://subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=32>handy messenger bags!

Retirement Notice: The Intrepid Soldier items in the <a href=http://subeta.net/cashshop.php?act=items>Cash Shop will retire on April 12th. Grab any pieces you need while you can!

Cinthia's Quests is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!

Woodcraft the Nostalgic Velosotor has won the Pet Spotlight!

The Recycle Beast spent hours digging through mounds of rubbish and it looks like it paid off! How cute is this little guy?

The Surge Signet has been retired from the Cash Shop.

April just got a whole lot cuter! (Or is that \'more terrifying\'?) Are you ready to pinch your cheeks with the sheer torture of adorability? To spend the whole month poking your nearest friend and making squealy awwww noises as your eyes glisten with the moisture of seeing too-precious things? Or possibly to scream into the night asking for the giant heads and eyes to go away?

Either way, the April 2015 Collection can now be found in the Cash Shop, and the dear and the darling have just begun.

Good News: The pizza business is booming! I’ve even learned to cook, so now my pizzas are at least 50% more edible!

Still, even with all my success as restaurateur, chef, and delivery boy, I feel like I could be more successful if I had, oh... a storefront? Not that I don't appreciate the semi-incorporeal state I'm in now, mind you, it just gets pretty tiresome returning to the void of unknowability at the end of the day and it really does a number on your social life. Have you ever tried to invite someone back to your place only to realize that their knowledge of the fourth wall might be less nuanced than yours, and visiting The Place Between might raise some pretty heavy existential questions for them?

Psychedelic concepts of semi-existence aside, and back to the storefront idea, I've been putting some things together on my own! I've got some plans drawn up for my new business (and hopefully enough of a nest egg to bribe an artist into drawing me back onto the map), and I think it's really cool; The concept is a kid's pizza place, you know? With characters and party rooms?  I've even started buying up these old animatronics from some other place that went out of business a while ago. They're in pretty good condition but... uh... well...

Listen I'm not an expert or anything, but do these things have a hidden battery pack or something? I was pretty sure they would need to be wired in to the building and all, but these ones never seem to be exactly where I left them, and I swear their eyes follow me around the place. Does anyone remember Benny Bunkins's Pizza? Was this kind of thing normal? I've been searching and it says that they closed down due to unusual circumstances, but I'm beginning to think that "unusual" might have been a misleading word choice.

Maybe you can take a look at one of them for me? I'm going to ship you one of the smaller characters to you and, uh, you know what? Feel free to keep it. I'll send a nice stiff drink along, too.

It’s time to hang up your dancing shoes because the Masquerade is officially over! The Masquerade forums have closed along with Migrating Masks until next year.

Ayslan the Golden Archan has won the Pet Spotlight!

What’s not to love about these new fruit stickers?

Take a break from dancing and visit the Token Shop!

The ball is winding down, and so are the steamwork pets! This steamwork xotl was a curious fellow as soon as he was created. Quite a fiddly little one to work with! There's not many left to go, now. Steamwork pets, that is. I wonder what Vic will spend so much of her time on next? Maybe something with that blacksmith, Mathis.


As usual, buy the schematic HERE and take it over to Isaac to get your new pet made up. Remember, you also need a Yunium Key - found in the Menagerie.

Don’t forget to visit Ikumoradeekanox! You might get lucky and grab one of these new fruits.

Note: The plush fruit is all food, don’t fall for its lies and promises of plushie goodness.



You might also be lucky enough to grab one of these older fruits!

Hello everyone! Be sure to get all your dancing in, because the Masquerade will be ending tomorrow at 11:59pm. We've shortened dancing wait times in order to help you get those final trinkets, so make sure your shoes are comfortable!

Migrating Masks will be closing along with the dance floor. The Libertine Lounge and Steamworks Menagerie, however, will remain open year-round.

And one final note: if you're hosting any contests, be sure to get all your mallarchies in a row, because the Masquerade Forum will be closing tomorrow night, as well!

Subeautique designer Professor New has two new lines available! Are you more of an Antique Rose or Dusty Thistle fan?

Warning: Eddie Bell Kebab, Professor New Overkill, and Rainyday Serenity will be retiring on April 6th!



The Subeautique lines Grimdark Lady, Grimdark Gentleman, and GreaseMonkey Gearwork have returned for 3 months! You have until June 30th to grab the items from these sets before they retire again.