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News Archive: Week 35, 2011

TS: Professor Spaceman Action Companion



The Token Shop has a new companion for you to collect!

Hydrus Xotl



WHY XOTL? WHY? MATLAL SEND THEM AWAY, DO NOT WANT XOTL, BUT HERE IS HYDRUS XOTL. SOMEONE IS LIKE TROLL TO ME! MATLAL SAY THAT RIGHT? SOMEONE IS TROLLER?

PIGS, YOU MAKE MATLAL VERY ANGRY. TAKE XOTL AWAY! DO NOT BRING ANY BACK AGAIN! NO RETURN OR EXCHANGE! FINAL SALE!

Plushie Parlour: Hydrus Plushies



These new hydrus plushies from the Plushie Parlour may look pretty convincing, but don\'t let them get wet; they\'re dry-clean only!

Safe Crack: Additional Prizes

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I hope you\'ve been working on your Safe Cracking skills, because now when you open the safe you also get an exclusive prize!

Hydrus Manchu



OH BARON, LOOK! YOUR BROTHER MANCHU! HE IS LIKE MATLAL BROTHER NOW: HE GO TO SERVE SEA WITCH, AND NOW HE LOOK VERY PROUD. MAYBE YOUR BROTHER NICER, THOUGH. HE GROW FINS FOR SWIMMING. MAYBE HE GO TO BOTTOM OF OCEAN AND GET AMY FINGER BONES FOR DINNER? THAT VERY NICE. MATLAL BROTHER NEVER MAKE DINNER.

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OH NO BARON, DON'T CRY. I LIKE VOODOO APPROVED MANCHU BETTER, BUT MAYBE SOME PIGS LIKE HYDRUS MANCHU?

Weekend Quests


Wizard Quests is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!

Hydrus Lasirus



Lasiruses make amazin' hydrus pets. Dey don't even bat an eyelid when dey are transformed.

Token Shop: Hairpiece of the Skeptic



Do you believe in aliens? Or are you just one part of a two person team, chasing across the country looking for aliens? Either way, the Hairpiece of the Skeptic in the Token Shop would look great on you.

Hydrus Jollin



There's no pet holdin' a candle t' my Daemon, but the hydrus jollin comes mighty close!