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News Archive: Week 48, 2005

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Obviously, its down for a reason. If you send money directly to the account, you will not get what you paid for.




From silverware, decorations, and tools, the Home Appliances shop is sure to have something you've been wanting with their new array of household items!

Congratulations to EvenInDeath for winning a Graveyard Potion in the Potion Lottery!




A week after the Krypts exploration began, accidentally found the secret chamber of the Krypts!

There was no living being in sight. looked around, and made their way to the chest in the center. For some reason, it was unlocked, as if they were destined to find it.

As soon as the artifact was removed from the chest, the room crumbled and a door appeared in the southern end of the chamber. safely made it out.

Blake Steele retrieved the gauntlets and gazed at them in confusion.

"These are what can kill Advarsel?" Blake asked Colonel Awesome. "THESE?"

"Why so surprised?" the Colonel replied. "What strikes these as odd though, is that, they don't... look like each other..."

"The prophecy!

In the heart of this maze, a treasure lies
To bring an end to evil, no matter the size.
But the forces of chaos and justice must unite
With their opposing ideas, they'll be given power,
To save time from its darkest hour,
And put an end to an apocalyptic fight.

The Gauntlets of Justice and Chaos!"

"So, what are we supposed to do with them?" Colonel Awesome asked.

"I don't know... Jack might have an idea... but..." Blake said.

"Forget about him now," Colonel Awesome said callously.

Blake moved the gauntlets around and something caught Colonel Awesome's eye. "...There's this weird print on it."

And there was. Blake looked inside the gauntlets to read an inscription of Mortaic. He nodded.

"It's Mortaic, the same scripture that's all over the Krypts."

"So what does it say?"

"It's not really a song this time... it's just instructions... Two opposing forces must wear each gauntlet. The bearer of the Right Hand of Justice and the Left Hand of Chaos must stand together and take down the evil that surrounds us all. Using these takes its toll though... at the expense of the planet. All deities fear the gauntlets, which was why they were locked away."

"So who's the Right Hand of Justice and the Left Hand of Chaos?" Colonel Awesome asked, taking the Justice Gauntlet from Blake. He placed it onto his right hand, and both he and the gauntlet began to glow. "What the heck? There's this strange energy flowing through me! GET IT OFF!"

"It can't be!" Blake replied. "You're the Right Hand of Justice!"

"Then, who's the Left Hand of Chaos?" Colonel Awesome wondered while trying to remove the glove. "STUPID THING WON'T GET OFF!"

"I think I have a good idea who..." Blake thought.

A moment's silence came to a halt when both of them spoke to each other.

"IT'S-"

Congratulations to OnceUponaThyme for winning a Dark Matter Potion in the Potion Lottery!



This strange looking harvester has set up a Potion Lottery for your enjoyment. Go and check it out.

The Clothing Rack is selling these lovely new costumes for your minions to wear! Not happy with the look of your cheap ugly minion? Buy one of these to make them look good! (Or better!)



It is also someone's birthday today! Lets all congratulate ... !



It looks like the Bake Stop used the birthday girl's name to bake a big pie. :(


Try and find out whos birthday it is, by trying the new Trivia!



A new trivia question has been added!




The canis beanbag has received a small revamp, and some new colors have also become available! You can find these babies restocking in the Bean Bag Shop!

Dont forget that your help is needed to find the artifact in the Krypts.

Also, Blake Steele has decided to let people try the Krypts every 15 minutes for a limited time! Get out there, and find that artifact!

Attention!



McAfee anti-virus is producing an error for any user using it on subeta.

It will tell you that there is a 'JS/Wonka' Trojan.

If you would like to fix this, you can download this file. Attached is a negative extra.dat to counter the detection.
Copy the extra.dat next to the other dat files
(scan.dat/clean.dat/names.dat) and stop/start service - or reboot.

Again, this is not an actual trojan, and it will not harm you system if you do not add this to your anti-virus. It is just extremely annoying :P


The Subeta Staff would like to wish everyone a


And to start things off on this holiday, 30 themed items have been released!



The Minions Market is selling these Thanksgiving Minions for a LIMITED TIME!



Can you get a hold of a Cornucopia, Pilgrim Hat and a Wind Up Turkey?



Various flavors of pie are on sale at The Bake Stop!

And what's this? The Food Market has stocked on more than a DOZEN new food items, such as:



Delicious corncobs...



Varieties of gravy for your mashed potatoes...



Veggies of course...



and more foodstuffs like Turducken, Broken Bread and Raw Turkey!

(There are additional items restocking in shops, so get out there and find them!)

So get your holiday shopping started now! ;)




Whether you'll be spending the final months of 2005 maintaining body warmth near the fireplace or lounging on the beach, you're bound to discover something relevant to your holiday season in the Icy Goods shop!

K. so its almost december.

That means two things.
1 - Donation presents will need ot be updated with new items. So make some random stuff?
2 - ADVENT CALENDAR. yay! so make tons of wintery stuff. This can include chistmas/channukah/other holiday stuff. Since most of the users celebrate christmas, its obvious that will be the most important one to do stuff for, but just make sure to do overall wintery stuff.


and if you see an argument starting about "oh well you didn't do my holiday" just tell them that we are trying to get to everything, and that there are thousands of religions, and it'd be impossible to do everything, so we do what our users celebrate most.

You now have more <a href=user.php?act=profile>options for your profile, including turning off certain sections.




Don't have a cause to devote yourself to? Tired of being overlooked by everyone around you? Well, you'll be representin' with these new picket signs stocking the shelves of the ever so popular Toy Box.

And while you're at it, why not pay a visit to the Recycle Beast and supply him with the new items he's requesting?

Why don't you stop by the Bake Stop to pick up any one of these new delicious tarts?





Is it warm in here, or is it just the new Reborn Dragarth and Canis?

The Weapon Arsenal is now selling a bunch of these rather unique Antlephore weapons!