Isn't it terrible when your beefy pale hands get so sweaty they can't grip your controller anymore, and it goes flying out of your fingers and shatters the TV and the glass pierces your eyes thus rendering you blind and gameless for the rest of your life?

Bits and Bytes thinks so too, but unfortunately these controllers are actually ten times more likely to do that than regular ones. Still, they're the hottest thing on the market today! Buy them all!