<center><img src=/images/newsreporter_titania.gif></center><br /> Hello, I'm McGee with Channel 5 Action News, your BEST source for up to date information. <br /><br /> Disaster struck late yesterday evening when the <a href=/forums/forum/123>Omen Island's Festival</a> was savagely attacked by a raucous pirate crew! Their motives are unknown, but they have been very adamant that everyone should leave the islands as soon as possible. <br /><br /> We spoke with tribal leader and high priest, : <blockquote> "This ragtag group has shared the islands with us for some time - They have a hidden port here, and we have been unable to smoke them out despite our best efforts. It seems that it is their delight to harass us at every turn, even on high holy days. What a disgusting display." </blockquote> Pirate [user=Captain Jacques] could not be reached for comment at this time.
He's been squawking and waving his wooden sword all day. I love our generically-ethnic cousins here as much as the next man, but if we have to choose sides I don't think I can reign the boy in!

lol pirates all the way.