<center><img src=/images/newsreporter_titania.gif></center><br /> Hello, I'm McGee with Channel 5 Action News, your BEST source for up to date information. <br /><br /> Disaster struck late yesterday evening when the <a href=/forums/forum/123>Omen Island's Festival</a> was savagely attacked by a raucous pirate crew! Their motives are unknown, but they have been very adamant that everyone should leave the islands as soon as possible. <br /><br /> We spoke with tribal leader and high priest, : <blockquote> "This ragtag group has shared the islands with us for some time - They have a hidden port here, and we have been unable to smoke them out despite our best efforts. It seems that it is their delight to harass us at every turn, even on high holy days. What a disgusting display." </blockquote> Pirate [user=Captain Jacques] could not be reached for comment at this time.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by KeaMousey1994
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lol pirates all the way.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SparksFly
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I guess i am for the pirate`s they have my last name is Jacques

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blastoise
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ISLAND FOR THE WIN!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Opalite
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yaaarrr!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by glir
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pirate! yarrr!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tennyo
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lol I like how there is no HA for Captain Jacques when he wouldn't be reached for comment. XD

That said, poor islanders.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kougs
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Ye islanders be havin' had 't too good fer too long! `Tis th' swashbucklers turn now!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by JoeKareL
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Wasnt the pirate recently taken out of the fight thing?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dandelion_741
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I'm normally a hardcore pirate fan, but in this case the islanders are just too cool. -puts on grass skirt and skull necklace-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I do not take sides. I am at peace with both Pirates and Islanders.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mish
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YARRR! A pirate's life for me, ya scurvy landlubbers!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cocomuffin
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anyone else notice that our favorite news chicky looks a terrible lot like matsumoto from bleach? lol.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by lighthawk
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Do you think the pirates will demand gold trinkets and jewels from us???

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

wow... this could be BAAADDD>.<

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by moonstone
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can't wait to see what happens next...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SilveryBeing
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Oh this seems exciting!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SkyWolfAlpha
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Oh! Two events in a row!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Beowulf
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Am I really the only one that thought of this when they read this news post?

lol no, you are not! I thought pretty much the same thing!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by tegu
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Am I really the only one that thought of this when they read this news post?

O__________O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dizzy_140
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I call upon all the forces of good to battle these wretched pirates

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dragonfae
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The Islanders have been so gracious with their gifts and festivities... I vow to help them out as best I can!! For the greater good of all!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Pirates should rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Wendover
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GO ZOMBIE GOOO!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by HeartBreak
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Can I be A pirate zombie? ZOMG

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by prince
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Looks like the restocking war is starting soon.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CassieFenix
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Whoot! I always wanted to be a pirate!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by rhino_loupe
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Titania, you say they urge us to leave, but the locals act like nothing is going on!
Pirates are always ruining island celebrations They're used to it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Elegant
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Pirates for the win, babes. ♥

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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Ah, looks like a war! Now, this looks pretty interesting. Can't wait!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mary
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I am not impressed. :c This hasn't even put a small damper on the festivities! Titania, you say they urge us to leave, but the locals act like nothing is going on!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Damon
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Mmm since this is getting interesting... GO PIRATES!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dreamfox
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Go Pirates

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gingerelle
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Pirates are so last year. Go tribal!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Machete_483
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Go Islanders!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by nvrenuf
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Go pirates!!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TERRORYAKI
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boom chakalaka boom chakalaka

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Zel
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My pet Polly just won't simmer down. He's been squawking and waving his wooden sword all day. I love our generically-ethnic cousins here as much as the next man, but if we have to choose sides I don't think I can reign the boy in!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

go pirates

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

go pirates

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Moonbeam
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Defend the Islands! Defend the sacred festivities!!!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

For the pirates^^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kittiocity
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Oh my. :0

I love the Captain's HA. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cassiopaea
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Arrrgh! Ahoy, matey!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mario_272
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Titania obviously means PLOT! Let's go! 8D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Morticia
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My pets and my avatar are already running to armory.

There goes the festival ... sigh.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Coults
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so it's.. over? o.o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by o0_CareBear_0o
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I Love The Pirates!! But That One Female And Male Islander Would Make Great Mysterious Costume Trunks.. I Love The Female One With That Big Wavy Hair! She's Lovely!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mahariel
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Pirates ftw!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Melissa
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I like pirates, lol.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by rhino_loupe
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Helloooo

I need to know, who drew Baron Omad? He rocks C:

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