Arr, mateys, did ye be thinkin' the festivites be over already? Ye'd be wrong--the good doc <a href="http://www.subeta.net/explore/asmodeus.php">Ian Asmodeus's</a> discovered the formula behind the best of pirate treasures! Think ye can figure it out?
(o'course ye can't, you grog-snarfing swabbie.)
lets see if this works