You know that one birthday party where the sexy lady jumped out of the birthday cake to surprise everyone? Well, this is kind of like that, except it's Pete and he's fully clothed and in a pie and--You know what? Okay, it's nothing like that, but he's cute and the nice folks at Riverside Valley want you to have one for free.
Note: No Petes were harmed in the making of this pie. Do not try this at home.
haha how original