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<H1>THE CAKE IS A LIE</H1>

Or maybe that's what the <a href=/explore/ticenter.php>Token Shop</a> would like you to think ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by missatralissa
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it's about time Subeta had some Portal!! we need wearable companion cubes!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Venom
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Def need a companion cube!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kidakins
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I love Portal references. Thanks for making me smile.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Cake is a lie...where have I heard that?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Did you contact a UA about it? You should always do that if you experience a glitch.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ankoku
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And now it's gone. sigh There were well over 70 when I first tried, now they're all gone and I didn't get any because of a stupid glitch. is annoyed

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Julie
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Super Happy Rainbow Cake Tokens: 200 26 in stock n

10:48 pm

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Julie
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You Have Purchased:

Super Happy Rainbow Cake for 200 Tokens!

Thanks for your business!

Go now: 10:33 p.m.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ankoku
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It won't let me buy one.... I took my tokens out, clicked on it, and it said I bought it, but when I checked, all my tokens were back in my vault, and I had no cake. When I tried again, I got this:

Don't try and hog the items! You have -337898 Hours, -29 minutes, and -44 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item!

What's going on?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Yikes! O.o Only 62 left at the time of this post! (10:33pm Subeta time)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CHANEL_911
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Yes! Another restock! Thank you!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TangerineHairedGirl
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some one has been playing portal, that's a good game i haven't played it but i watched my husband play it

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

oh i love that game!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Aww, my friend Rapha gave me the cake.

The cake's even better now that I know the story behind it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deathscythe
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Portal = Love I love you Keith for giving us this!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by tigerlily05
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hello all, has there been a 2nd restock of this, missed the first and then had to work..thanks

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by HollowBull
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Ohgodportal. D8 That game is orgasmic. ...If...I'm allowed to say that here.

8< Unfortunately, that is not the portal cake. You should make a companion cube cake.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Niflheim
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Oh man Keith xD You're anwesome! Portal=Awesome and Keith=Awesome therefore Portal=Keith! o_o nevermind that last comment xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Keaton
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Oh my god, Portal. XD

I would so get this item if it wasn't a lie.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Keaton
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December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cranberry
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I need an Ariel cake! This is amasing.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Risatinaaa
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portal = XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Squirt
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Never played the game before, but pretty image. And obviously everyone who got the reference is getting a kick out of it XD

I want cake now.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

i want one but not for over 3 mil

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by KathyRunkle
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I'm really glad I got one while I could. It's very beautiful and will make a lovely add to my rainbow/spectrum collection. Thank you to the artist.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Aww, no! I missed it. Rainbowy cake!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by gangsta
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Oh lawd. Old phrase is old. It's bad enough that's on over 490865340958 forums/websites/message boards.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by spiderman143swife
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Awesome! -heart-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mod
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I can have my very own Ariel cake?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by keeekreee
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Oooooo I know that cake and it looks almost as good as the real thing lol

Can't wait for the restock

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sodapop
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=D tacklespazz Portal is my FAVORITE GAME EVER! Thanks so much for the awesome reference.

GLaDOS: There was even going to be a party. A big one. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Saturndjinni
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Goes well with an I-Love-You Lamington.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Julie
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Will try for the next restock

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rose_a_boo
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now you have to make some ariel cupcake lollypops! pokes new thread in the chit chat forum

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

This is so freaking amasing!

Must buy _

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jag
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For everyone who doesn't understand "the cake is a lie", please Google it. It's easy, fast, and come on. Geez.

"The cake is a lie" comes from Portal, as everyone else said, a game found on Half-Life 2's "Orange Box" game release for PC, X-Box 360, and PS3. See for yourself http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+cake+is+a+lie

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Absinthe
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Must have Ariel cake

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LEANNE
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Mmm. Ariel cake.

DO WANT.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by badger
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What's this whole "the cake is a lie" thing? =/ -doesn't understand-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kitten_Of_Chaos
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Portal = Greatest Game EVER

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Judgement
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'It's pretty funny how 4chan and this site hate each other yet Subeta still uses their memes.'

This meme belongs to Portal, it's just been used by 4chan. ( /._.)/

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kat77
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I keep missing the restocks at the token shop

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by equa
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But I saw the cake! With the candle and all! That's what makes it funny.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MaceyMadness
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ran over there and there were not any left...

So I guess the Cake Was a lie after all....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Scylla
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But the cake wasnt a lie! That was the joke!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

It's pretty funny how 4chan and this site hate each other yet Subeta still uses their memes.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sydney
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I would be so happy if the token shop would release the same way as it did before. But to include a time for our friends overseas, sometimes their any where from 8 hours or more ahead of us mountain standard time. I may miss the chance to get Super Happy Rainbow Cake, because of the way token shop is set up.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chul
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Ariel cake is amazing!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SunnyLittleBunny
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..did we run out of cake?? XD

(nabbed one,yay)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Evy
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I love the way restocks are again. Enough items to give everyone a chance.

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