It seems like the Asmodeus Genetech Lab has been fiddling with some heavenly gear:
It is said that if you peer into the the handle of this lance, you will always see a fair and heavenly complexion regardless of who you are. This is perhaps due to the purity contained within the weapon itself, being blessed by a unicorn. It's something even BattleTech approves of it!
Mirror, mirror in my hand,
Reveal what's hidden beneath the sand!
The Millionaire Center has also catered for all you people who like to look at yourselves day in and day out!
Blackmoon is infuriated however after finally discovering the Milliionaire Center had been selling his weaponry to everyday citizens of Subeta. As such, there has been a total recall of this item:
It most certainly is not easy for most people 
Third to last row. My question is whether or not it's wearable.
i love wearables!!
Wow cool!!