New from the makers of the Mysterious Old Box comes the next best thing...? The Useless Old Box! Now stocking in the Millionaire Center




December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by bmg
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Bleh. I really should have kept mine. My pet was already happy.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bioshock
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So, these have retired now. Do we mark this down as some sort of cruel April Fool

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by bmg
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Aw, crud! I bought one kicks self and played with it because I thought some of you have said it stays in the inventory afterward and it's freakin' gone. What a total rip-off. I mean, I know it said "useless" but criminy! Now I see that someone refers to their "most spoiled pet" and I realize I should have read more closely.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bioshock
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I bought one, just for the sake of it. It puts me 2% down on my reach 100 Million goal though, down to only 46 Million now... you never know, the box might retire and be worth uber-amounts of sP.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cara
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The name of it is... Useless Old Box.
Not Useful Old Box.

Goodness.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Katzie
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eyes box I'm tempted to buy, lol!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by cheese_2000
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Now stocking in thw Millionaire Center.
what's thw?? tee-hee! Subeta can't spell! just kidding! I love playing in boxes... tee-hee! XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I love boxes

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lace
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-pokes newly bought box- Hmmm... I don't trust it...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by JC
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xD Alright, now... Price can officially say that he's the most spoiled pet.

EVER.

Why? Because I spent 2 mil so that he could play with a useless, smelly old box for about three seconds ;3.

Go me. Well, at least he's a happy little telenine.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

YIPEE!! Another rocket ship!!! buy buy buy buy Vbruoom Vbruoom... -mimics liftoff-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

erm.... YAY?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Warlocked
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:B Box. I want it..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

ok I can see Subeta Staff laughing their rears off at us trying to figure out this box.... spending 2 mil on it when it possibly does nothing at all .... bought the box :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ZombieDoggie
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Snort I'm not spending 2mill on that thing... It's just a 'useless' box like it says... I think it's part of the whole april fools thing... I'm not falling for it 2mill on a box?!... No way!, I would rather spend that on a Crappy Plushie!...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LaraAnita
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oO

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Einao
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1st april! XD yay!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alien_Pikachu
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Hmmm...What do y'know? its a useless old box kicks the box sP's fall out! YAY! ok well maybe not its still just a useless old box after all

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Soggy box. I bet.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bolt
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ANGRY CAT IS ANGRY - 3:
USELESS BOX IS USELESS - |__|

-yaystatingtheobvious.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

hummmmm
what is it for?
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help! i can't upload my own avatar!
i am tired of this avatar and wanna change it
but it won't let me!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

No box is -ever- useless.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Debi darling; what's it do? Never ending toy is my guess from the looks of it (:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

rofl im ready to log off for the day, april fools is not the day to be on here that's for sure haha.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I bought it, but it doesn't seem to do anything. I even had a pet play with it. P=

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SKRIL
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Ooh.
Surely a useless old box must have a useful new use? 8D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Wonder what it does... I need to know before I buy it xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by smilesnz
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The Useless Box humm wonder whats inside.. a new weapon maybe lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

xD Crazy. I wonder what it does.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bolt
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... what does the hobobox do...?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by yellowdream
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what does it do lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jasper
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Just the thing I need to despose of... Ahem! I mean, store some things away. looks around suspeciously then flees

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mystiya
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What the Heck is that for

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MCQUEEN
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oooh it's hot.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Thrinoskia
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Haha. Sticks Ankokutairiku inside of one XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

OOh i want it =D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by luffle
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YAYHOBOBOX. ♥

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Julzyfox
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YAY a new home for me

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