Free Gift: Aljex Plushie

This free gift could use a hug or two. Be careful, though, it's almost 20 years old!

April 22, 2026, 5:29 am by EVERYONEGOOGLECBATSTORY
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Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke. On September 1st, 2022, Redditor TylerLife submitted a post to the subreddit /r/TIFU, which stands for "Today I Fucked Up." The post read, "TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off." The post gathered over 75,000 upvotes in two days. The post received attention from people who thought the song was a funny choice for bedroom music. The track is called Cbat by Hudson Mohawke, and was uploaded to YouTube on August 1st, 2011, and has gathered 2 million views in ten years.

April 19, 2026, 9:15 pm by meeps
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yay! So exciting to log in and see this fun surprise waiting for me. Into the collection you go!

April 19, 2026, 11:46 am by Brioche
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Aw, thanks for the treasure! It went straight into my plushie collection.

April 18, 2026, 3:12 am by Moony
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thank you! hugs for the alijex

April 18, 2026, 2:30 am by Penemuel
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Aww, this is adorable!

April 18, 2026, 12:44 am by Hoshimorie
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Aww. Thank you!~

April 17, 2026, 10:10 pm by Gender
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wow! thank you! :)

April 17, 2026, 7:58 pm by dead
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so cute 🥹

April 17, 2026, 7:15 pm by beinagrind
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yesss another pretty for my vintage subeta collection

April 17, 2026, 6:42 pm by Arbor
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Aw, I love this little guy. I'm more than happy to have another, and happy that people who werent here twenty years ago have a chance to get him.

April 17, 2026, 5:38 pm by Amber
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excuse u, the cuteness makes up for a price drop!!!

April 17, 2026, 5:21 pm by Ipsi
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lol the price drop.

thank you!!!

April 17, 2026, 5:20 pm by Lex
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1 found in your plushie collection - Nice to see older items getting re-released, especially scarce relics from near 20 years ago. <3

April 17, 2026, 2:05 pm by youngexplorer
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What a cutie. Thank you! p.s. all the changes on Subeta are wonderful.

April 17, 2026, 1:46 pm by Bunny20
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Thank you! Didn't have this one!

April 17, 2026, 1:46 pm by Bucciarati
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aw, cute.. thank you !

April 17, 2026, 1:27 pm by Marina
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Ooooh thank you!!

April 17, 2026, 1:26 pm by Lucian
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Thank you!! I didn't have this one :D

April 17, 2026, 1:17 pm by StarShadow
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Cute. Thanks. :D

April 17, 2026, 1:10 pm by hannahharmin
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Wow! I had no idea. Thank you for this plushie. I will take good care of him. :)

April 17, 2026, 1:08 pm by Angelica
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wow, this feels like a big privilege!!

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