HAPPY ELWOOD DAY

Look, it's been a tough year. It's really hard to be funny at times like this, when it's felt like April 1st for 84 years, but I'll do my part on this sacred day!

Take a look at my monkey, he's funny! He has really helped my emotional well-being. He likes being held. I like to give him a good squeeze. He's the color of a nice ripe eggplant, which is my favorite vegetable. He's not really a monkey, but I didn't know that when I got him. He's actually just an image drawn on a computer! But then, aren't we all?

Come get a hold of my monkey for yourself. HAPPY ELWOOD DAY!

April 1, 2026, 5:19 pm by FCoD
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Thanks, Elwood. Mine is named Bob because I name everything Bob for absolutely no reason.

May our Democracy survive the chaos.

April 1, 2026, 5:06 pm by youngexplorer
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Thank you for my monkey. I have named him Donald

April 1, 2026, 4:46 pm by Eivor
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Elwood got existential dread going on this year.

April 1, 2026, 4:18 pm by allnightforever
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Thanks Elwood, the year's been terrible and today especially, i certainly needed this as I'm sure many of us did. Happy Elwood Day all!! ♥️ wishing everyone a better year going forward.

April 1, 2026, 3:52 pm by Kat77
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Thanks Elwood. We all need some emotional support after this past "84 years" of April First :P

April 1, 2026, 3:39 pm by Terra
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is this a reference to Punch or BonziBuddy or both either way, thank you Elwood!

April 1, 2026, 3:17 pm by Hunger
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Happy Elwood Day! thanks for the gift!

April 1, 2026, 3:07 pm by indica
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Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey. :D

April 1, 2026, 2:58 pm by hannahharmin
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Thank you so much for the monkey. As long as it doesn't fling sh-- we'll get along just fine. Is that monkeys that do that?

April 1, 2026, 2:36 pm by Julie
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Happy Elwood Day everyone!! Thank you for the gift.

April 1, 2026, 2:35 pm by Knives
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Thank you! Sending love to all Subetizens during these trying times <3

April 1, 2026, 2:00 pm by Senti
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Thank you! Happy Elwood Day!!!

April 1, 2026, 1:53 pm by Brian
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Thank you, Elwood

April 1, 2026, 1:53 pm by welp
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Get ahold of your monkey? (bats eyelashes) Don't mind if I do! Thanks, Elwood.

April 1, 2026, 1:52 pm by Bunny20
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Thank you for the monkey, already taking him out to show him off!

April 1, 2026, 1:51 pm by welp
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Get ahold of your monkey? (bats eyelashes)

April 1, 2026, 1:25 pm by amie
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PUNCH MENTIONED!!!!

April 1, 2026, 1:22 pm by Angelica
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April 1, 2026, 1:19 pm by Aurelynn
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Thank you!

April 1, 2026, 1:16 pm by Jamileigh17
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I LOVE IT! squeezes him and snuggles and eeee

April 1, 2026, 1:09 pm by Chezzerai
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Wow! Someone who can read the room and do exactly the right thing. Thank you! I will treasure it always.

April 1, 2026, 1:06 pm by Narcissist
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why is elwood... buff looking?

April 1, 2026, 1:02 pm by Xoo
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I will take good care of my Bonzi Buddy, thank you Elwood! Good luck with your exestential crisis LOL

April 1, 2026, 12:58 pm by fizz
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very cute thank you!! :)

April 1, 2026, 12:52 pm by Sellbot
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Classic digital monkey switcheroo, happened to me more times than I can count. Happy Elwood Day!!

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