It's my day again, folks, I know you've been eagerly awaiting it; you're all deliciously excited, and yes I love that about y'all. So the pizza business is booming and while it still doesn't seem like I've been added to the map yet, I think my time is near with the rise of this new AI thing. In the meantime, it's allowed me to write and illustrate my debut restauranteur guide, "Hot Grip": for those who want to get a grip on business, hot stuff (like pizza), and ever-changing consumer interests. Oh yes, it's a picture book, because TL:DR, right?

All I had to do was tell the AI "massive hunk of wood with my hand grasping a gooey slice of pizza on the cover" and it was done in no time at all! Look how many fingers I have here. Boy that would be useful when handling my wood. For the pizza ovens. A good grip is necessary for a satisfying bite.

Pretty nice that we're paying artists here to draw pretend AI, take that tech bros! Bet you feel silly in your money towers now! Anyway, pick up my new book for completely free today! Made of some good hard wood. Makes a great doorstop, paperweight, or wood rest!

Happy Elwood Day. ;)