
Why should Hydragellos get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Hydragellos, huh? When did it become okay for one giant pile of gelatin to be the boss of everybody, huh?! BECAUSE THAT’S NOT WHAT SUBETA IS ABOUT! WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB HYDRAGELLOS!
...Sorry, got a little carried away there. But I meant what I said. If you stab that thing enough times -- say, 15 million damage worth of times -- I should be able to use the jiggly chunks you lopped off to craft you your very own Hydragellos Maniacal Core.* I'll keep track of your total damage here so you can check it anytime.
And don't worry if you can't do that much damage; I'm sure I can scrounge up various prizes for everyone who participates, based on their overall damage dealt!
*One core per account; the 15m damage has to be from a single pet. You have until Thursday at 10pm. Good luck!
15 million worth of damage per person? Eh??? 😵