Free Gift: Broccoali

Uh, you’re welcome for this… delicious… free gift?

February 3, 2021, 5:50 am by Evil
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wow xD I had to search to confirm that one - blasphemy. Preferably its a food and wearable.

I think were more concerned about there not being any Ranch on the site... :p

February 2, 2021, 11:34 pm by StarShadow
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Broccoli is good with cheese sauce, but not sure if even cheese would be enough to make this palatable.

February 2, 2021, 10:41 pm by rawnie
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Yeah... delicious... that's totally the word I'd use...

February 2, 2021, 8:12 pm by Rathoren
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Yeah i love broccoli!!

Btw Amber, we still dont have plain nonsparkly or nonsmiley potato edibles..... hint hint cough cough... ;)

February 2, 2021, 8:00 pm by cowboyhat
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eff it brocoali

February 2, 2021, 7:29 pm by delsomebody
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/gently adds it to the heaping pile of other broccoalis in the vault

February 2, 2021, 7:23 pm by intermission
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broccoli top tier vegetable, that's right!

February 2, 2021, 7:07 pm by HYPEBEAST
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Broccoli is the best

February 2, 2021, 7:05 pm by Sopheroo
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Broccoli haters DNI

February 2, 2021, 6:51 pm by beinagrind
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Can't be worse than regular broccoli

February 2, 2021, 6:30 pm by Amber
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For those questioning this, the item rerelease isn't related to anything! It was just a very expensive free gift that could use with a rerelease. :)

February 2, 2021, 6:14 pm by MikiDaCrow
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laughs At first I thought this was, for some odd reason, a reference to the RuPaul drag race 'fierce broc-ally' character.

February 2, 2021, 6:10 pm by Darkrai
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No specific reference, just a coal pun :) It originally came out on a day when the Darkheart Phantom was at Melody's Cottage and he gives out similar items with coal somewhere in the name

February 2, 2021, 6:10 pm by Artiste
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Crunchy yet soggy. Good for your teeth. Rub it on your skin. Beautiful, darling~

February 2, 2021, 6:01 pm by Sopheroo
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We don't have ranch sauce as an item and it's downright criminal. Artists, why.

February 2, 2021, 5:59 pm by Hunter
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I-is this supposed to relate to something? Because I don't get it.

February 2, 2021, 5:59 pm by February30th
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Only raw does this go into my mouth.

February 2, 2021, 5:51 pm by Muerte
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This looks like something that stupid activated charcoal in food trend would have yielded.

February 2, 2021, 5:46 pm by Trees
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I like broccoli, but I don't think I would like this one X)

February 2, 2021, 5:38 pm by Haunted
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At this point, I feel like they're just putting out random news to troll us because we're all hoping for the free shop. What even is this thing? Am I too old to understand the reference?

February 2, 2021, 5:22 pm by Doom
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Um...thanks? lol

February 2, 2021, 5:22 pm by Skull
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Girls don't like Broccoali, girls like cars and Free Shop.

February 2, 2021, 5:20 pm by FCoD
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Interesting color...

February 2, 2021, 5:15 pm by villain
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uh, thanks,...?

February 2, 2021, 5:15 pm by Anrivef
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Easy enough to make if you forget the oven is on 😂

February 2, 2021, 5:11 pm by LadyTamarwen
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Did you pull it out of my husband's stocking?

February 2, 2021, 5:10 pm by Evil
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just needs a little ranch

February 2, 2021, 5:10 pm by Evil
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just needs a little ranch

February 2, 2021, 5:09 pm by kudzu
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This is wild.

February 2, 2021, 5:09 pm by mandanarchi
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Sounds... yummy....

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