Free Gift: Cooking With Oatmeal

Luminaire is going to be lit.

December 8, 2019, 11:16 am by Ariel
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I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

December 8, 2019, 4:08 am by Cassandra
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@ Lantern nothing you would comprehend.

So what? Its an american site so the rest of the world should just fuck off. You don't think being more encompassing of the rest of the world would be a good idea? Please educate me in your thinking. I really want to understand.

December 3, 2019, 8:31 pm by eye
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Um actually oatmeal was invented by America and is made of Freedom Grains which are cultivated naturally by the Bald Eagle so oatmeal is the most lit American cultual food check your facts pls.

December 3, 2019, 8:30 pm by demon
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is lit also american culture

December 3, 2019, 8:28 pm by demon
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mfw oatmeal/porridge historically started in Europe and Russia, and thanks giving is also celebrated by other countries that arent America. what

December 3, 2019, 5:33 pm by Batsquatch
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One gigantic mistake of this site is to assume that everyone EATS OATMEAL. They don't and should not. I would suggest that exploring this would very much contribute to the longevity of the site.

December 3, 2019, 2:48 pm by SYLVAN
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Mmm, oatmeal. Delicious with maple syrup, pecans and a bit of salt. Thanks for the free gift!

December 3, 2019, 2:25 pm by Apocalyptic
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But lil bub :(

December 3, 2019, 12:33 pm by Lantern
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What the heck are you even talking about?

December 3, 2019, 12:11 pm by Frieda
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Is this gift an Oatmeal Tribute item? Did Oatmeal die?

December 3, 2019, 11:53 am by sea-puff
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yumz oatmeal..... >:)

December 3, 2019, 11:05 am by Separatist
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Anyway, yay book

December 3, 2019, 11:04 am by Separatist
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With the site still running like garbage and million errors.

December 3, 2019, 10:15 am by Victoria
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Aww cute book, thanks!

December 3, 2019, 8:40 am by Ariel
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What? This is an American site. Which part are you referring to?

December 3, 2019, 7:41 am by satan
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i just want to contribute that this is a fucking book about oatmeal

December 3, 2019, 3:21 am by Trees
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Wait, this book is new? I thought it was an old item that was just being brought back!!!

December 3, 2019, 2:49 am by Cassandra
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One gigantic mistake of this site is to assume that american culture is worldwide. It isn't and should not be. I would suggest that exploring this would very much contribute to the longevity of the site.

December 3, 2019, 12:57 am by Pinocchio
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This book feels just as double-meaning'd as "To Serve Man" and I find it VERY SUSPICIOUS

December 3, 2019, 12:54 am by GoldfishWishes
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I know :( it was this past Saturday. Her owner said she passed peacefully in her sleep.

December 3, 2019, 12:51 am by Solsticesprite
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It is of course a book of how to cook Oatmeal up good and proper.

December 3, 2019, 12:51 am by Shawny
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Did you guys chop up Oatmeal and then make a book of what to do with the remains? Or this a book of recipes for Oatmeal? Dun dun dun.

December 3, 2019, 12:50 am by Calm
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Awesome! Thank you!!! :)

December 3, 2019, 12:49 am by amethyst227
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Oatmeal can help me make oatmeal any time. :)

December 3, 2019, 12:47 am by stjarne
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this is cute!

i didn't even know she passed until your comment... i hope so too. god 2019 has been terrible, death-wise. :(

December 3, 2019, 12:43 am by Damon
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Thank you~

December 3, 2019, 12:41 am by demon
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waits back for the lit

December 3, 2019, 12:40 am by FCoD
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I love that little cutie. :)

December 3, 2019, 12:40 am by GoldfishWishes
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I hope you guys do something special for the passing of Lil Bub <3

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