Crystal Shop: Extremely Emo Spork

April 17, 2019, 12:23 pm by

Awesome, this is the best indirect sP sink on the site if you use it right.

April 17, 2019, 1:16 am by

we are going to go big on a lot of items

April 16, 2019, 11:59 am by

Just going to make a clarification to my original post - if your opponent steals the spork and uses it, it will NOT disappear forever. You get it back at the end of the battle and it will still be in your armory. It only disappears forever if you use it in battle.

April 16, 2019, 11:34 am by

I think it's still not cool to price this particular item so high. It can only be used one time. It doesn't matter to me because I battle so infrequently I'll likely never be Tier 8, but. Nope.

April 16, 2019, 10:33 am by

I don’t think it’s the weapon stats staff are afraid of, I think it’s more of market value thing. If others are correct, this item went for 10k frag crystals back in the day went only a limited number of items can be fragged. Since then, they have made almost everything able to frag and increased the number of crystals on fragged items. It’s become significantly easier to get humming crystals and although the price is steep, I don’t think it was meant for you to be able to purchase one tomorrow. I wouldn’t be surprised if more items got released at higher prices.

April 16, 2019, 6:01 am by

This is the item you decide to go big on lol.

I realize that this thing had an infamous history way back in the day where it could one shot any opponnet, but now its jank and barely kills anything...

I don't think it matters either way, I just think its funny that staff is still so afraid of this weapon to put it in for 50K. Thanks for not killing the value of the item I paid 100mil for at least.

April 15, 2019, 7:45 pm by

Well I think I need it for Spork Warrior's treasure.

April 15, 2019, 7:27 pm by

And I’m gonna use this for...?

April 15, 2019, 7:06 pm by

Oh, geez! It's a single use item? I really don't see why it's 50k, even 5k would be a lot for a bomb on steroids...

April 15, 2019, 3:37 pm by

107 thousand crystals. Already have this. neener neener neener

April 15, 2019, 3:20 pm by

the emo spork is very niche for battling. You're not really meant to use it (since it's single use and will heal your pet for -100%). It's more for steal happy opponents to steal it from you and attempt to use it against you.

April 15, 2019, 2:27 pm by

April 15, 2019, 1:52 pm by

I have enough crystals, but no, just NO.

April 15, 2019, 1:16 pm by

I used a Nicole Richie once on an opponent that was not worth it because I didn't realize the item was single-use. We should start a support group for our broken battle items.

April 15, 2019, 12:11 pm by

50,000 crystals?

April 15, 2019, 11:53 am by

this... just makes me remember how i tried really hard to win one as a contest prize so i’d have one for the next gelly war... and then we did not have another gelly war. but at least mine only cost me kisses and not my life savings in crystals, good lord!

April 15, 2019, 11:07 am by

I thought it was once per battle! This is just a fancy treasure/gallery item.

April 15, 2019, 11:04 am by

emojis* Aaaaagh, forgive me

April 15, 2019, 11:04 am by

When they aren't turned into picture emjios, anyway. * :O

April 15, 2019, 11:03 am by

I love the :O face in the description, haha. Those faces are really cute. I don't really have a reason to get this though. But maybe the fact that none of us want to buy it is the reason it's so sad. I just checked the Lodge to make sure, and ouch. It's a tier 8 weapon, so that makes sense of the price, but then it's single-use. Yikes.

April 15, 2019, 10:26 am by

I thought this was a joke tbh

April 15, 2019, 10:17 am by

No thanks. I'm saving my crystals for something I might actually want or can use. It's kinda cute though.

April 15, 2019, 9:48 am by

Can we get more spork items :o? My spork gallery is small.

April 15, 2019, 9:32 am by

i just came here for the puns. hah puns.

April 15, 2019, 9:28 am by

wow, the price.

April 15, 2019, 9:04 am by

I would understand the price if it was a once per battle item; however, it's one use... I'm confused.

April 15, 2019, 9:01 am by

/crackles

No.

April 15, 2019, 8:13 am by

LOL THE PRICE rip

April 15, 2019, 7:58 am by

That price tho ___

April 15, 2019, 7:39 am by

Oof. Here I was thinking it was nice of them to bring old stuff back into circulation, but prices like that? Yikes

April 15, 2019, 7:11 am by

Looks like someone complained again that there aren't enough high priced items XD

April 15, 2019, 6:19 am by

So the reason for the 40,000 increase is?....

April 15, 2019, 6:02 am by

Oh, bummer. I'm just 49,999 crystals away! :B

April 15, 2019, 5:35 am by

Yeah I remember buying one for 10k crystals and then using it to beat the Hustler... didn’t fricking realise it was one time only use XD I don’t see the point of it

April 15, 2019, 5:24 am by