Free Gift: Elwood-style Anger Management

April 1, 2018 6:49 pm

Are you bleeping kidding me!? I have to finance my own holiday every year, but a literal amorphous blob gets a whole monthly collection?

I honestly do not get the priorities of this place, sometimes. Like, y’all remember I drove my pizza van up a mountain just to help out, right? Do you even know what kind of logistical nightmare it is to get a van onto an unincorporated tropical island to begin with? And that’s just a normal island! This one was cursed by a sea witch! Now, to be fair, I did use the power of fourth-wall, but that’s not the point my dudes.

You know what? Whatever, let all the people with terrible taste have their precious, beloved blob garbage. I’ve got something for the rest of us.

April 5, 2018, 1:36 pm by

THE BLOB DID NOTHING WRONG

April 2, 2018, 11:55 pm by

x-x-x BLOB POSITIVITY ONLY IN THIS HOUSE x-x-x

April 2, 2018, 1:10 pm by

i'd fund a whole elwood week tbqh??? im absolutly gonna rep this sick new sweater after masq though, gotta rep my LMFAO-daftpunk cross over for the time being. Elwood deserves better than this blob

April 2, 2018, 9:34 am by

So much salt, I love it lol

Elwood should setup a fundraiser for his holiday expenses ;)

April 2, 2018, 9:20 am by

I voted for the Yaherra but I'd still love to see both the Blob and Squiddy become pets, I don't see why they can't be tbh

April 2, 2018, 4:19 am by

Ah Elwood, I share your feels. I will so throw cash at this place when they make a monthly collection dedicated to you. I will wear this sweater with pride! (I don't get the blob appeal either, but at least my beloved peacock-deer became a pet first)

April 2, 2018, 4:12 am by

Well, i'm not a fan of the blob either... and i also think it's not fair to fund your own celebration every year - i mean it's nice if others would do something nice for you from time to time [not every time].. well, thanks for the sweater - i really like it :D

April 2, 2018, 12:15 am by

Was WONDERING when we'd see Elwood! XD I got it the day after it released, but I was thinking about where was Elwood all that time. Looks like we know!

April 2, 2018, 12:03 am by

elwood and i can no longer be friends because he doesn't support blob boy sry elwood thems the breaks

April 1, 2018, 11:47 pm by

Thank you! :)

April 1, 2018, 11:29 pm by

Thank you <3

April 1, 2018, 11:26 pm by

It's so cute.

April 1, 2018, 10:39 pm by

thx my dude

April 1, 2018, 10:33 pm by

Thank you for the free gift I love it

April 1, 2018, 10:02 pm by

I love this sweater omg!!!!

April 1, 2018, 9:50 pm by

Elwood as our monthly challenger for April?

Plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz

April 1, 2018, 9:49 pm by

oooooooh elwood, what a salty sweety <3 he DOES have a point, too XD

April 1, 2018, 9:43 pm by

Elwood never change!

April 1, 2018, 9:27 pm by

Oh so cute

April 1, 2018, 9:03 pm by

Elwood, maybe you should take your anger out in the Battle Coliseum. I hear it's a great stress reliever~ ;)

April 1, 2018, 8:32 pm by

Haha you mad, Elwood?

(Awesome sweater I love it <3)

April 1, 2018, 8:16 pm by

bless you elwood. bless you. antiblob2k18

April 1, 2018, 8:05 pm by

elwood ily omg

April 1, 2018, 7:57 pm by

Elwood is the only wood for me.

April 1, 2018, 7:41 pm by

Thanks Elwood!

April 1, 2018, 7:41 pm by

Elwood, find a way to release the KRAKEN...I mean, the Squid pet, and I will destroy the blobs.

April 1, 2018, 7:38 pm by

Poor Elwood. And on your day to boot too. :(

April 1, 2018, 7:32 pm by

Aww Elwood, it's okay, we still love you <3

April 1, 2018, 7:17 pm by

During the poll I voted for the Yaherra and ..... I can't even remember, some pet that wasn't the blob. I was understandably disappointed when the blob won and I would totally wear this if the poor blob didn't look so dang adorable. He's just looking up with those big blue eyes like y u do dis?

April 1, 2018, 7:11 pm by

Thanks my dude! <3

April 1, 2018, 7:09 pm by

Elwood always comes through in the end!! :D

April 1, 2018, 7:08 pm by

I LOVE YOU ELWOOD

April 1, 2018, 7:07 pm by

Elwood partipated in "A Bad Omen" plot. Two teams were competing to get to the mountain first, Oregon Trail style. After a few days of obstacles and weather issues, Elwood got all of us in a van and drove everyone up the mountain.

April 1, 2018, 7:06 pm by

There was a plot in 2016 where we all hiked up to an old tomb on the Omen Islands to find more gold to offer to Merana the Sea Witch to keep her from... eating villagers? Flooding the island? Anyway, Elwood showed up halfway through and loaded us all in his van and drove us the rest of the way up the mountain. Saved our feet.

April 1, 2018, 7:05 pm by