We at the SAI have received a strange letter from the mysterious Hustler, claming that he knows information vital to Subeta's survival. Of course, with him, there's a catch. Here is the note we were sent:
"I have what you need to come out of this mess alive... now we all know disaster will strike, but I have the information you need to live through it.
But I won't be giving this away for free. How will that benefit me? It's a cruel world out there, but I have my own obligations, and I need to make ends meet.
So, if you want my help, you'd better tell the Subetian citizens to come find me and make a purchase from my stall. Once 2000 purchases have been made, I'd be more than happy to help you out. If I were you, I'd hurry."
Will you help us out and go make a deal with the Hustler?
Not fair.
Sketch Book
Oh well, if it helps Subeta and what not...
Gee, lucky me